Three eggs in the morning

>I’m a picky eater

LOL I literally take it in the ass and you’re more of a fucking faggot than I am

3 eggs
10g butter (more if you like)

Stir together in a pan constantly over medium heat, when the egg starts to stick to bottom remove from heat and keep stirring until lifted, then put back on the heat. Keep this up until it comes together in a soft mass. Add your seasoning and you are done.

Should taste godlike. If not, you overcooked them you dummy.

lmao jokes on you. 10 eggs is the natty limit. I've already left humanity behind

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please explain

try mustard or bbq sauce

or.. salt? or different method, sunny side up.

one slice of bacon?

youre such a faggot "boohoo i dont like this wood" fucking whats spices even.. go to a store faggot

Make a scrambler. Dice your chicken up small, throw in some veggies, chese and all that with your eggs. They good.

Steam boil them correctly then move them to an ice bath. Add whatever spice you want and just chow them down in 2 bites.

hard boiled are the easiest to ingest

OBSESSED

I scramble and add a bunch of shit. Mushrooms, meat, cheese, bell peppers, tapatio sauce, etc.