made this thread yesterday about anxiety in the gym someone told me to try pic rel
>me today >oh shit, workout almost over >haven't completed my homework >find the nearest person >"hey man I..." >searching >"... like your red shorts" >"say what?" >"I LIKE YOUR RED SHORTS" >takes earbuds out, there's a small audience now >"sorry, what?" >"I like your... uh..." >I can't repeat myself 3 times. too beta. >"... pants" >"oh, uh ok yeah thanks" 2 mins later when he thinks I'm not looking he grabs his gear and leaves
This, but you live and you learn user. Atleast you’re trying, figuring out what works and what doesn’t. You’re gonna make it
Gavin Nelson
Probably fake but I still laughed so here's a you
Easton James
>You’re gonna make it t-thanks bro came home. took a shower. did my hair and dressed well (for me). gonna keep hating myself 1% less every day
Asher Morgan
No, gyms that play music = cancer
Angel Robinson
Yeah man the best quality you can have is wanting to improve, saying you’re life sucks and you need to do something about it is better than feeling sorry and admitting defeat or waiting for some Godsend to change you
>be me at my 24 hr gym >gym is split into two sections separated by a hallway, free weights and cardio >cardio section always playing like edm top 40 shit >free weights side plays rock music that kids in middle school thought was cool >clock strikes 12:30am >The Pack enters >6 ratchet ass black dudes that I can only assume swipe themselves in on one membership >first things first, the shirts come off >second things second, the Bluetooth speaker is set up >now there are six baboons chanting around a bench “yeah nigga, good shit nigga” while putting up 1 pl8, with the added benefit of now being amplified by a Gucci mane-three days Grace cacophonous mash up I think I’ll keep my headphones in
Owen Sanders
This needs to be a new meme
Henry Carter
>Mfw I'm the one who posted that advice you need to keep trying that's how you'll learn to socialize
You learn from mistakes. Keep trying user. Phenibut also helped me a lot when i was in your position
Camden Brooks
>find nearest person doing curls >Holy shiiiiet your guns are looking siccc brooo
you just made a friend, congratulations.
Zachary Peterson
>you just made a gay friend, congratulations.
Leo Brooks
Did it wrong
Try again
Mason Morgan
>Implying that is a bad thing
Newfag pls go
Andrew Nelson
>>"hey man I..." >>searching >>"... like your red shorts" yeah, you're fucking retarded. what you should have done, is looked for someone who just did a big lift. then asked what sort of routine he's on, how long he's been lifting. or the same part with a particularly developed body part. or you could (and probably should, judging by your autism levels) just be quiet and get your session in, then leave.
congratulating his fucking shorts, what are you, a girl or a poof?
Isaac Sanchez
I told you I would do it. thanks for nothing weirdo.
Levi Richardson
>finish huge lift for reps >struggling to regain proper breath and heartrate >actual skeleton comes up and asks what I'm doing >in such a weak state can't even talk to skeleton >somehow ashamed >fail every single set and leave >years of d&d create a deeprooted psychological fear of skellies >find new gym
Lucas Richardson
>>somehow ashamed >>fail every single set and leave that's on you, bud
Nathaniel Hughes
>Finish strict pressing LMAO 1pl8 >3 dyels come up to me and tell me that is the sickest shit they've ever seen >take oat Tupperware of cocaine and Jak3d mix I made industrial amounts of 5 years ago >look them straight in the eye as I take scoop after the other >they watch with wide eyes as I down four scoops >I slap on 1.5pl8 for a total of 2.5 >begin headbutting the bar as it rests on the rack >turn around wide eyed >5 SCOOPS CMON >bang one more scoop >clean set of 5 >no leg drive >take a moment to disengage my core without climaxing >my glutes were so contracted my prostate was tingly >ask them if they want to hire me as a trainer so I can get them shredded for the summer >they pay me 20 dollars each for SS+GOMAD
I literally make a decent living doing this.
Lincoln Lee
my gym plays music but its dadrock so i like it
Grayson Brooks
>listening to gym music instead of >TRIPLE SIX FIVE FORKED TONGUE
