/britfeel/

just over 35 days until autumn lads

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The effects of laziness on unifags

Thank you for this lad, what a nice song.
I hope you're having a good night.

>tfw science student so I get to choose one from a list in term 2
I'd hate to have to think of this shit myself

what do you study? doing something youre interested in is the most important thing though, i know some people who did something they thought would sound clever but they didnt like and just had even less motivation to work than normal

I appreciate those dance moves, song's aight innit

Went into the shop in the end

Bought eggs, apricot wheats, muesli, mouth wash and coke zero

Went better than I expected and I can add Lidl to my list of conquered shops. The transaction was so natural. I am getting much better confidence and self esteem

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What are some inspirational quotes you like lads?
>'Shut up u egg and get out of cowells hole. won't tell u again'
>Mr Wayne Mark Rooney esq.

By the way HC I'm not a chaser, I usually only like GGs but I'd make an exception for you.

I'd treat you just like a real woman in the bedroom too. If you're over 18.

been hearing voices again lads, this time internal only - think it's time to just let the doctors dose me up and accept things

bit of a grower desu, i had to listen to it a few times
glad you got something out it though, even if you didnt love the song

It's called thinking, lad. You should try it more often.

coke zero 4 puffs, only seen fatties drink it

Is your definition of conquered a shop that you have shoplifted from

Down spoons waiting for the wee lad, worried he's going to be a no-show. Maybe my impressive guns intimidated him too much
*flexes nervously*

we dont fucking care, fuck off

ah yes I had no idea what thinking was until now, thanks for clearing that right up for me because clearly that's what I was on about

Reminds me of the time Tesco conquered Denmark.

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You're welcome, lad. Just don't think too hard or you'll get a headache.

What are you wearing to spot you

I've only seen fatties and teenagers drink any kind of fizzy drink.

Why students do nothing all day and why they need more money to do it

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well done lassy

pencil skirt and weightlifting gloves

Going into supported accommodation next week
Gonna have a girl stay over for 2-3 nights

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Why aren't you posting your inane blog shit on your blog?
Why did you obviously feel the need to lie about not being able to enter the shop? Was it because I called out the fact that you had to either be lying about your job or your difficulties?

Fuck off you manipulative liar.

trev to me mates

foggy winter>autumn

didn't even cross-link correctly lol
no problem lad, have another comfy song. I'm just lounging around at the minute, you?
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i wish i had a fucking list. problem is geography has about 1000 different subjects within it, i wish i was doing BA instead of BSc as it's so much easier i can't be fucked to go and measure rocks or shit in a river and measure how fast it flows

idk lad. thanks for all the (you)'s though

inb4 maymay degree

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>Gonna have a girl stay over for 2-3 nights

Oh so you're into girls rather than guys?

Fuck of Tilde u puffter

*walks over to you and gently slaps your ass*

what can i get u to drink love?

sounds like it will be nice
i hope this girl is just a friend, don't go being naughty now

>People say if bees die out, the world would end, apparently. Now, I don't know if that's true, if that's some bee enthusiast who managed to write a good document, and people believe this.
-Pilkington

Aiight Trev! Been forever! How've ya been?

Coke zero is nice but Pepsi max is better I believe

I haven't shoplifted for a while but I can't deny I miss the rush

Thank you

oi you cunt this a fuckin class place got it? show tha lady some respkt

I'm imagining HC getting her little clitty sucked by a girl. Fucking thrills.

I had no idea you were a thief Tilde.

theft under a quid, lose a hand
over a quid hangin

Bottle of Rose with a straw please lad
*squats to strengthen liver"

Boys tend to be attracted to the opposite sex, who knew

Watching some Ally Evans vids and want to go climb some cranes now lads

>47522013
Disgusting. That's no way to talk about her you absolute creepy nonce.

>Coke zero is nice but Pepsi max is better I believe

That is absolutely atrocious taste. Pepsi Max is vile.

>geography
can't you do your dissertation on COLOURING IN LMAO GEOGRAPHY SUX BRO
it was obligatory

This doesn't look good, Nonce Nest

watch it mate, don't be talking down to my little man 'ere, alright?
*spits on floor*

i had an idea for a really funny post but i've forgotten it

Remember when Tilde lied about Ebin emotionally manipulating him on two different occasions?

Remember only recently how his excuse for lying about his own Mum physically abusing him was "I can't help it"

Don't believe a word he says.

>Nonce

She is over 18 mate so how could I be a nonce?

>tfw ywn go full Bonny & Clyde with Tilde and raid Shrewsbury high street
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I had a shoplifting problem for a while until I was caught and got a criminal record. I'm better now

Pepsi max tastes closer to Pepsi regular than coke zero does to coke regular, I think

Pepsi max ginger is abhorrent though

He's 16 you creepy fuck

Yeah it's me. Several of the girls here orbit me.
All the ones you know about and more.

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Daily anti #NonceNest propaganda from Uncle Cal

>criminal record
Aw babes x
You don't need to resort to crime.

kek, i go to a russell group uni but honestly it's been ridiculously easy so far for me. genuinely done less than 2 weeks work in 2 years and i'm still getting a 2:1

some modules are pretty fucking hard though, like stats and hydroclimatology but that's mainly because the lecturer is an old gimp. worst subject for robots though, too much field and group work

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Nah that is impossible because you can only post here if you are over 18.

do you know who i am? the names birckie, the one and only. Now i have a lovely bird to entertain this evening so jog on before you upset me.

no problem sweetie.

*walks over to bar*

Hello, fella, could i please have a pint of guiness and a bottle of rose with a straw.

shut it tracy dun make me smack ya like i did my wife wen inglund lost (overpayed puffs)

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listening to this classic laddos

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uni in brittain is a fucking joke though. I understand why everyone has to get a PhD, your masters degree are worth shit.

Had a roommate that was legit borderline retarded and she still graduated. Couldn't write without making the difference between your and you're and now she's a fucking journalist.

i'll trust you that it was funny and give you a (you) anyway

we dun need kno t hat now computers do it 4 us like calculators

never a better time for this pic

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Well, that's the pizza orderd lids.

Now we play the waiting game.

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>your masters degree are worth shit
r-really? if i go to another country will they not give a shit that i have a masters?

I couldn't help myself. I was desperate to binge and couldn't afford it myself. Then I got addicted to the rush I got. I begged my therapist for help but he disregarded it as not being a real problem. But its really hard to stop and I just couldn't control myself because of how easy I found it. Only got caught because I started stealing like 50 GBP worth of junk food at a time

Usually other countries don't know the level of education is so low in Brittain. But you might be completely out of your water regarding what they ask from you.

tht banana m8

Don't do it any more. You've worked so hard to get to where you are now, don't spoil it.

wish i just got an apprenticeship instead. my brother did and now he has a free degree and is making bank in software development.

no idea how i passed some of my coursework with decent marks, literally shitted out GIS maps in a couple hours the night before, getting a pass is ridiculously easy and getting anything below a first is still easy if you put in a little bit of effort. i only attended 20% of my lectures last year. can't imagine failing this fucking course but some people must be

I heard the same. Where you from

out of curiosity why do you still post here if you're not a robot

i don't get how you just talk about yourself all the time here, you really don't fit in

>the level of education is so low in Brittain
Why are so many of our unis ranked highly worldwide then?

where did you manage to hide 50 bongs worth of stuff??

One day Ebin, Tilde and Crona had been sent to detention at school. They were all put in separate rooms for an hour and told that if they didnt clean the classroom up by the end of the hour, they'd get another punishment.

An hour passed and the headmaster came back into Tilde's classroom and noticed it was spotless. "Well done Tilde" said the headmaster. And Tilde was free to go

Then the headmaster went into Ebin's classroom, and noticed it was equally clean. "I'm surprised you even knew what a clean room was, off you go lad" and Ebin left for home.

Then the headmaster went into Crona's classroom. "What on earth is this!" Said the headmaster. The room was an absolute tip. "Why the hell didn't you clean up the room? In fact you've made it even worse"

Crona responded "but you told me that if I didn't clean this room up I'd get 1000 lines!"

gonna go out for a drunken bike ride, hopefully i'll die this time

>/britfeel/ is only for robots
It's always been a mix or robots, cyborgs and normies. I agree about only talking about herself though, classic tripfag narcissism.

Your top uni's are top. The rest is utter shite.

Belgium.

Can't you get into an apprenticeship still?

put nonces in the stocks in town square

looking foward to dont tell the bride later, deanos gonna muck up his wedding to becca the daft cunt

>I'm surprised you even knew what a clean room was

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nonces on one end, roasties on the other.

yeah, could probably get an apprenticeship at the same place, but still feels like a waste of 3 years going into something completely unrelated

missus watch tht

Did you go to a shit uni though?
I know some people that shouldn't have really passed this year that scraped in but the actual no-effort or actually retarded students didn't go through.
In regards to primary and secondary education, in my experience in schools up and down the country its abysmal desu
Hearing from others their experiences have been the same
Even at A level I had a teacher that decided to omit critical paperwork and information from me until a week before the exam.
I had a week instead of a full academic year to scour and understand a program of at least ~800-1000 lines, uncommented, to then manipulate or append to in the exam.

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what are you counting as our top unis? just oxbridge or all the russel groups?