>you have water, why dont you waterboard yourself? people are dying because lack of water
>you have food why dont you eat all the time and become morbidly obese? some people are less fortunate and cannot enjoy food
Lmao!
Mirin’ thread
Daniel Martin
Cooper Perry
She spilled her spaghetti, youre almost there user keep going. We are all going to make it.
Landon Anderson
Something similar happened to me at work.
>work in a labor intensive position at work
>get a bit dirty at times so I don't wear any nice clothes just my ex-fatty stuff
>eventually moved to a sales position which required "professional" clothing
>old clothes didn't fit so I bought new clothes that complimented my physical changes
>all the sudden start getting compliments from co-workers and even some customers
Nothing really changed in the time I was working there other than my wardrobe, of course I progressed a bit. Nothing drastic though
Caleb Foster
>If even one person found me good looking I'd leave this website
Jack Collins
i wanna fuck my cousin too
Kayden Gutierrez
yeah man
Kayden Phillips
She remembers and she strung you along.
She finds you attractive but did a shit-test.
If you want to be alpha you should consider insulting her a bit, messing her around, arranging dates then rescheduling at last minute because you are "busy" (dont explain why), then fuck her. String her along a bit. She wants you to. do that
Gavin Ross
>Be me, 18 & browsing Jow Forums
>Thicc aunt comes into my room to say hi without knocking (quite normal in my house)
>Shirtless, she says i gained shoulders and pecs and touches my left one
>She leaves, furiously masturbate thinking of her
btw i often go swimming with her since she does sports on a regular basis
Henry Watson
Fucking shitty revision of a shit pasta
Angel Hill
fucking lost