I practice MMA for 7 years now, boxing in parallel for 6 years, I could. Not to count strength training at the gym for 4 years, 6 ft 1 1/2 for 189 lbs.
I have an insane speed, reflexes similar to my speed. I just have to wait for him to charge me, dodge his attacks, and throw good punches to his head. I won't stop, and at the smallest mistake he does, the gorilla is finished.
You'll always have virgins from here thinking that it's impossible.
First, nothing is impossible with will, my friends, and 2) that's not with your weak ass bodies that you'll do anything.
Any man with a minimum of training can beat a gorilla with a knife anyway.
With bare hands, that is not necessarily more complicated, it just requires technical skills.
I'm convinced you can too OP, so after I get these dubs just head down to the zoo and post a livestream link
Connor Jones
Ok i meant THESE dubs
Bentley Martinez
Lol, natural selection is going to fuck you up senpai. Apes have joints attached further along their forarms and shins then you do by one or two inches.
They can't lock their knees or throw a spear, but they can hang from a tree branch all day long because they only need to use a fraction of the energy to exert the same force thanks to leverage. This isn't how pound for pound ape muscle does 5x the work that human muscles do.
Humans were built to be smart, efficient, long-distance runners. That means we can eat a very small amount of calories for our body size and put most of those calories to our brain because are muscles are set to super-low power consumption.
In short, an 80 pound chip would rip your face off in two seconds flat. A 450 pound silverback would tear your arms off in about the same amount of time.
Austin Rodriguez
I believe you and I would love to see it. Send us the video from the afterlife.
>I think I can fuck up a gorilla with bare hands Dream big buddy ;)
>I practice MMA for 7 years now, boxing in parallel for 6 years, I could. ok then
>Not to count strength training at the gym for 4 years, 6 ft 1 1/2 for 189 lbs. You must be insanely strong. or insane.
>I have an insane speed, reflexes similar to my speed. I just have to wait for him to charge me, dodge his attacks, and throw good punches to his head. I won't stop, and at the smallest mistake he does, the gorilla is finished. Definitely insane.
>You'll always have virgins from here thinking that it's impossible. no. no-one asked that question. no-one was thinking that. it's a non-issue. it doesn't meet anyone's needs.
>nothing is impossible so... kill a gorilla? Is that really the first thing that comes to mind?
>... with will how about other stuff? other than stubbornness?
>my friends you literally insult the reader in the rest of the sentence.
>Any man with a minimum of training can beat a gorilla with a knife anyway. ? did you forget that guns exist? even a baby can do it.
>With bare hands, that is not necessarily more complicated, it just requires technical skills. just use your bare hands to kill a gorilla. simples.
so I take it this thread is the definitive guide on bare handed gorilla fighting. I, for one, now FULLY BELIEVE I CAN TAKE ON AN ADULT GORILLA WITH MY BARE HANDS
nigga you have no idea the fuck you're talking about. you're talking about a gorilla but even a 6'5 dude with the same years of fighting as you could beat your ass. dont even dream about a fucking gorilla
Pajeet, I'd fuck you up in 3 seconds flat, can't imagine what a gorilla would do to you
Jackson Lee
Without laughing.
I think I can fuck up a Asian school girl with my bare hands
I practice ninjutsu for 7 years now, shadowboxing in parallel for 6 years, I could. Not to count STAMINA training at the gym for 14 years, 5 ft 2 for 99 lbs.
I have a godly speed, reflexes similar to my speed. I just have to wait for her to charge me, dodge her attacks, and throw good ninja stars to her head. I won't stop, and at the smallest mistake she does, the Japanese school girl is finished.
You'll always have virgins from here thinking that it's impossible.
First, nothing is impossible with STAMINA, my friends, and 2) that's not with your weak ass bodies that you'll do anything.
Any man with a minimum of training can beat a Japanese school girl with a Bokken anyway.
With bare hands, that is not necessarily more complicated, it just requires technical skills.
A chimp can hurt you quite a lot, but they won't tear you limb from limb, that's going to take a silverback at least.
Evan Hill
keep in mind that was only a small overweight pet chimpanzee that was on a doped up incel rage. Imagine what a full grown wild gorilla can do
Ian Brown
the lady pictured in , in addition to having no face, also has no hands because the chimp that attacked her pulled them off chimps are absolutely strong enough to tear limbs right off
Hudson Diaz
good luck causing damage against a beast with thick skin, long teeth and penetrating nails, good luck. if you believe in it, you can do anything, even die in less than a minute.
Austin Martinez
>400lb I doubt it. Reminder that gorillas are manlets, around 5'7" if I recall correctly
Tyler Stewart
>Wild male gorillas weigh 136 to 195 kg (300 to 430 lb)
Brody Robinson
>The heaviest [wild] gorilla recorded was a 1.83 m (6 ft 0 in) silverback shot in Ambam, Cameroon, which weighed 267 kg (589 lb). Males in captivity are noted to be capable of reaching weights up to 310 kg (683 lb).
Hunter Turner
lmao faggot you cant even imagine how strong they are. you cant even compare them to human.
Kevin Rivera
How about you just do a flying kick. A wild gorilla has never seen that so he might not see it comming. Would it be possible to knock m out with a well placed kick in the face/Neck. Also wild animals only care about survival, if he almost ko'd, he might give up.
>putting your life at risk to prove a point Not necessary
Ian Hughes
Bait aside, if a gorilla lay still and let you go to town on it. Would you end up just breaking your hands before inflicting any real damage
Hudson Reed
Where are a gorillas weak points? Eyes and tiny gorilla prick are the obvious ones, but do they have weak temples like us? Behind the knees? Could I sweep their feet with a leg sweep? Their hand eye coordination is shit compared to ours so could I just duck and weave? How long until it tires out? What's their cardio like? If you knew all of these things you could win, a gorilla isn't going to have a very diverse moveset.
Connor Wood
>immune to pain Bullshit. Kick that nigger in the balls and I guarantee it will hurt
Wyatt Walker
You people are clueless. You expect a wild animal with no consciousness to fight perfectly. There are cases of untrained men killing bears barehanded.
Sure a gorilla is much stronger but it has zero technique. You see, while badly injured the woman survived. A trained man with intent to kill could have killed her within 30 seconds.
youtube.com/watch?v=TBpu4DAvwI8 You can scare the animal, make it uncertain, attack it first to get the upper hand. It may bite you but sacrifice an arm to block and then stab the eyes. Or kick it in the head from safe range and you may even win without getting injured. If you manage to not get charged and gain control over the situation you can easily win.
>80 lbs chimp would tear your limbs off in seconds This is not completely accurate. Studies shows that an average chimp is roughly as strong as an adult human male, but if size/weight is accounted for chimps are about twice as strong as humans
Ok, start with that. Then after I kill that, what's next? A gorilla? Congratulations, you've just caught up with what everyone else has already been discussing this whole time. At least you managed to waste a little time first. Fuck you.
Juan Torres
ayyyyy
Nathan Brown
I think you could do it too. Please, go to your nearest zoo and show the doubters the truth.
Lucas Morgan
You had to train for years before you could consider this possibility.
A gorilla reaches physical maturity and can already bench press a fucking car. Gorillas don't need to think or train to rip you apart. It's in their nature, their instincts, to be physical.
Cooper Phillips
Go on then, fight one. Go to a zoo, climb into the enclosure, and start on a gorilla. But please make sure you have someone livestreaming so we can witness your, erm, "victory". Unless you're too much of a pussy?
