>Mr. Petersen
BASED
Without laughing
Thomas Powell
Angel Rivera
the chimp didn't pull her hands off dumbass, he bit them off, because they have massive teeth but are not that strong.
Aaron Reed
Let's not get carried away pal. I suggest starting low with something like a young horse or a 300 lb black bear
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Jayden Smith
Ok, start with that. Then after I kill that, what's next? A gorilla? Congratulations, you've just caught up with what everyone else has already been discussing this whole time. At least you managed to waste a little time first. Fuck you.
Juan Torres
ayyyyy
Nathan Brown
I think you could do it too. Please, go to your nearest zoo and show the doubters the truth.
Lucas Morgan
You had to train for years before you could consider this possibility.
A gorilla reaches physical maturity and can already bench press a fucking car. Gorillas don't need to think or train to rip you apart. It's in their nature, their instincts, to be physical.
Cooper Phillips
Go on then, fight one. Go to a zoo, climb into the enclosure, and start on a gorilla. But please make sure you have someone livestreaming so we can witness your, erm, "victory". Unless you're too much of a pussy?
Adam Foster
wew lad
Cooper Bailey
What about THESE dubs?