Jow Forums said "ask the big guys at gym for steroids"

>Jow Forums said "ask the big guys at gym for steroids"
>be at gym
>go to big guy working out alone
>"hi, i'm user. i wonder if you have something... uhm... you know... to inject in my butt?"
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>weird look in his face
>starring at me for a few seconds
>"how do you know?"
>thank god he knows i meant test
>"well... i heard if you want some you should ask the big guys"
>we talk for 2-3min
>"i can give it to you right now. just have to go to my locker first."
>"yes, great"
>i'm so excited
>"wait in the bathroom, i'm there in 2min"
>bathroom is empty
>big guy comes in, says we should go into toiletstall
>he locks the door
>grab into pocket
>finally i will make big gainz
>pulls out condom while unzip his pants
>NO NO NO NO NO
>locked in with big mountain of muscles ready to dishonour my spincther
>panic mode
>he grins and starts masturbating in front of me
>i still stand there and didn't move, trying to figure out what to do
>bathroom door opens
>someone coming in
>i start banging on the wall screaming for help
>"SHUT UP WTF ARE YOU DOING?"
>reach behind him and open door
>other guy opens it from outside
>big guy is standing there with his boner out
>big guy get kicked out of gym

pic related is the guy who almost raped me

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I saw your gym rapist eating canned beans he grabbed out of the trunk of his car.

I so wish this story was true, I laughed out loud. But you do have a good imagination

Those were the roids, OP you faggot. He was gonna wank in your mouth so you could get the cum gains.

> He doesn't know how roids work

Dude, you have to suck them out of the dick of a big guy. The best guy to suck the juice from is called Tren, so if you can find Tren, just offer to suck him off. It's easy and fast, all the big guys do it.

You can take it in the butt and this will bypass the liver for greater gains though.

Fpbp

Op typed out some faggot fan fiction and posted it. Why? For what purpose? What kind of mental illness is this?

>implying anyone can resist the skoobz

Hmmm these are good questions. Perhaps OP just wanted to be noticed for once.

Ok this is epic.