Jow Forums said "ask the big guys at gym for steroids"

>Jow Forums said "ask the big guys at gym for steroids"
>be at gym
>go to big guy working out alone
>"hi, i'm user. i wonder if you have something... uhm... you know... to inject in my butt?"
>wtfdidijustsaid.jpg
>weird look in his face
>starring at me for a few seconds
>"how do you know?"
>thank god he knows i meant test
>"well... i heard if you want some you should ask the big guys"
>we talk for 2-3min
>"i can give it to you right now. just have to go to my locker first."
>"yes, great"
>i'm so excited
>"wait in the bathroom, i'm there in 2min"
>bathroom is empty
>big guy comes in, says we should go into toiletstall
>he locks the door
>grab into pocket
>finally i will make big gainz
>pulls out condom while unzip his pants
>NO NO NO NO NO
>locked in with big mountain of muscles ready to dishonour my spincther
>panic mode
>he grins and starts masturbating in front of me
>i still stand there and didn't move, trying to figure out what to do
>bathroom door opens
>someone coming in
>i start banging on the wall screaming for help
>"SHUT UP WTF ARE YOU DOING?"
>reach behind him and open door
>other guy opens it from outside
>big guy is standing there with his boner out
>big guy get kicked out of gym

pic related is the guy who almost raped me

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I saw your gym rapist eating canned beans he grabbed out of the trunk of his car.

I so wish this story was true, I laughed out loud. But you do have a good imagination

Those were the roids, OP you faggot. He was gonna wank in your mouth so you could get the cum gains.

> He doesn't know how roids work

Dude, you have to suck them out of the dick of a big guy. The best guy to suck the juice from is called Tren, so if you can find Tren, just offer to suck him off. It's easy and fast, all the big guys do it.

You can take it in the butt and this will bypass the liver for greater gains though.

Fpbp

Op typed out some faggot fan fiction and posted it. Why? For what purpose? What kind of mental illness is this?

>implying anyone can resist the skoobz

Hmmm these are good questions. Perhaps OP just wanted to be noticed for once.

Ok this is epic.

OP's gay fantasy of faggotry Part 2
>still on the search for roids
>the other guy who saved me from getting buttraped was also pretty big
>saw him next time I went to the gym
>gave him a present as thanks for saving me
>we chatted, he gently asks me how did the big guy end up trapping me in the cubicle
>after stuttering for a bit, I mentioned I wanted roids
>guy looks perplexed, then quickly looks around to check if there's anyone else in earshot, his demeanor changes
>"Come with me, user" he says
>We nonchalantely walk to the locker room
>I'm thinking, "yes, this guy is probably gonna give me some!"
>This time, I also made a mental note not to go into any cubicles for the exchange
>"Hmm, not here man, still too many guys watching" he whispers
>we walk out of the gym, into the parking lot
>he reaches into his gymbag, pulls out a vial and a syringe
>"Here, user", he quickly stuffs it into my bag
>"t-thanks man"
>"btw, whacha doing later today?"
>"Umm, nothing"
>"Wanna head over to my place? It's just down the road, user"
>still shaken up by my almost raped experience, but this guy did save me from it, and he's making the right moves instead of trapping me in a locker
>"umm, alright"
>we go to his place, we-
Okay I'm bored someone else finish this story

OP's gay ass faggot fantasy part iii
>pee pee poopoo
>poopoo pee pee
>hnnnnggggg
>pee pee
>poo poo
>brappphhhpp
>poo poo
>pee pee

SCOOBED

wtf i thought this was real

Thanks user, glad to know I can write realistic and engaging stories.

Okay nevermind I'm motivated to keep going:
>We go to his place, we leave our bags by the corner
>It's a nice looking house, double storey, clean, aesthetically decorated with high test decor (i.e. pictures of random bodybuilders in gay ass stage poses)
>we head upstairs, he decides to teach me himself on how to inject
>After a bit of education, I managed to give myself my first shot
>I feel great, gave the guy a brohug, and went to freshen up in the bathroom
>As I walked back into the main room, I was shocked that the guy decided to undress and was literally only wearing briefs in front of me.
>He doesn't seem embarrassed or fazed that I'm there, understandable, must be used to walking around naked in his own home.
>Dunno if it's due to the rush of new hormones I just shot into myself, but I started to really analyse this guy's physique
>that round plump bubblebutt, those perfectly aligned ab insertions, arms were like tree trunks, although they lacked some definition and I could just barely see the striations of his triceps brachii, they looked thicc and full of beef
>He looked at me with that chiseled face and sharp, deep blue eyes, dopey grin on his face
>He took one step towards me, moving his large frame was like looking at a greek god majestically cutting through against the forces surrounding them
>As he drew closer, I could smell the cologne he had on, the light musk made more strong by the combination of his near-odourless sweat, and sweet scented pheromones

Okay, that's enough for now

user is there something you want to tell us?

Yea, I love you

this is terrible, predictable from the start should have made him give you test but it turns out you wanted cock, would have been less terrible

He read other bait-and-switch meme arrow stories that may have been genuinely funny. Then he tried to write his own. Then he showcased that he's too dumb to write a decent story.

fuck off OP, you can't pretend bandwagon us into thinking you're not a faggot

cringe

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