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Justin Cook
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Oliver Reyes
How do you pick which fatass gets to be the supermodel? It's not like looks are considered. Is it just who knows the biggest Jew?
Nvm, answered my own question
Parker Hernandez
>waiting for bus after work, injured so can't bike, tfw
>fat cunt comes and stands next to me, has a bag of a burger from joint across the street
>pulls out burger while waiting for bus and starts eating it then and there
>finishes in about 50 seconds flat, and it was a giant ass burger not no dollar menu scrappy thing
>creature is wearing flip flops, jeans that don't fit, and a too-small shirt, built like a D
>not obese yet, only 180 lb range, but gonna get there
>still watching it
>there is one and only one bench, occupied by two other fat fucks, some fat cunt in a ravenclaw hoodie and knee brace, with shorts (fuck!), and some numale with a faggy voice
>this burger creature waltzes over, doesn't even ask, just plops itself down in between them as they madly shuffle them and their bags out of the way, barely in time
>look to my other side
>there's literally a guy on crutches who has to stand because bench is taken by fatfuck trio
>3 yards away two obese negresses are standing to wait for bus as well
>look over towards busy street with heavy ped traffic, at least 2/3 of crowd are chubby at best
>bus comes, ravenclaw sweater shits herself to get on it first
>idgaf, go for it, cunt
>plops its ass down in first available seat in cripple area
>get on bus
>driver is obese bitch
>plot twist: I live in the "thinnest state in the country"
My left nut.
Adam Richardson
Have you ever actually hoped someone would die? I have
Gavin James
Isaiah Diaz
Michael Roberts
>it's another fat bitch gets tattoos, piercings, and an unnaturally dyed hair color to distract from how disgusting they are
Literally the female fedora.
Lincoln Richardson
With fat models the selection process is finding the prize hog that has 3 attributes:
1. Relatively skinny, pretty face
2. relatively small hip to waist ratio
3. Gigantic fuckin titties
Unlike actual models who have to diet, hogs like her are 100% just lucky
Julian Walker
Andrew Jackson