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How do you pick which fatass gets to be the supermodel? It's not like looks are considered. Is it just who knows the biggest Jew?

Nvm, answered my own question

>waiting for bus after work, injured so can't bike, tfw
>fat cunt comes and stands next to me, has a bag of a burger from joint across the street
>pulls out burger while waiting for bus and starts eating it then and there
>finishes in about 50 seconds flat, and it was a giant ass burger not no dollar menu scrappy thing
>creature is wearing flip flops, jeans that don't fit, and a too-small shirt, built like a D
>not obese yet, only 180 lb range, but gonna get there
>still watching it
>there is one and only one bench, occupied by two other fat fucks, some fat cunt in a ravenclaw hoodie and knee brace, with shorts (fuck!), and some numale with a faggy voice
>this burger creature waltzes over, doesn't even ask, just plops itself down in between them as they madly shuffle them and their bags out of the way, barely in time
>look to my other side
>there's literally a guy on crutches who has to stand because bench is taken by fatfuck trio
>3 yards away two obese negresses are standing to wait for bus as well
>look over towards busy street with heavy ped traffic, at least 2/3 of crowd are chubby at best
>bus comes, ravenclaw sweater shits herself to get on it first
>idgaf, go for it, cunt
>plops its ass down in first available seat in cripple area
>get on bus
>driver is obese bitch
>plot twist: I live in the "thinnest state in the country"
My left nut.

Have you ever actually hoped someone would die? I have

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>it's another fat bitch gets tattoos, piercings, and an unnaturally dyed hair color to distract from how disgusting they are
Literally the female fedora.

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With fat models the selection process is finding the prize hog that has 3 attributes:
1. Relatively skinny, pretty face
2. relatively small hip to waist ratio
3. Gigantic fuckin titties

Unlike actual models who have to diet, hogs like her are 100% just lucky

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Thanks for giving me diabetes OP

>NK's next diplomatic move

Whichever one has the largest and most gullible following, a compulsive need to always be the center of attention, and doesn't have any major deformities other than fatness. A lack of intellect and/or morals is good too, so they either don't know or don't care that they're only really being used to sell overpriced garbage to people with no impulse control.

And once they have her audience's trust and the fatties are blindly praising them for accepting fatties, the company can subtly target other areas of their self-esteem so that they buy whatever they are told will make them look better. Because the problem can't possibly be their weight, so it must be this other thing that the fat-positive fashion company says it is.

The fashion business pretty much always works the same way, no matter who you're selling to. As a bonus, nobody can say anything bad about the fat-positive company without awakening the lardspawn and being accused of fatshaming while having their voice silenced beneath it's copious rolls.

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I'm sorry, that's fucked up to hear, friend

SHART IN MART

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I can actually answer the mystery as to what causes this, it's pic related.
(Though Shart in Mart is a much worse meme than Poo in Loo)
Alli is a chemical that prevents the digestive system from absorbing fat; intended as a backup plan for when you don't realize what you're eating is fatty. Assuming, however, that you're still a pig after starting it, that fat has to go somewhere. It's also very oily and too thin for the nerves to realize that it's there, so you won't notice the orange blossom around your ass until it's too late.

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This is Belgium's...

Wait for it...

>Minister of Health

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THE SOLID WHITE STUFF THAT FLIES OUT WHAT EWWW GOD WHAT NO GOD NOOOOOOOOOOO

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Her smug aura mocks and taunts me

Wait, is that a neckflap or a shirt?
I'm sorry, I can't stop laughing.

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this fucking webm is infuriating

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The juxtaposition is fucking amazing.

So sassy and inspirational.


I hope she dies soon, the memes will be epic.

When do the aliens come and terraform the Earth?

>nobody's noticed the fuckING MISS PIGGY TATTOO

First sentence. Misspelled roll*

>the cat and the fat
how can this idiot debase himself so much?

* supernova

Green card probably

>Is it just who blows the biggest Jew?
fixed

>the purple foot

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Imagine being so fat that your head couldn’t touch the ground when you’re laying on the ground. You think they used a forklift to get her up there?

it only makes them more disgusting. i fucking hate these creatures

her fucking arm what the fuck why

Italian mob strikes again

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she's kinda based though.
>Handed the politically sensitive immigration portfolio in the Di Rupo government, she soon made her mark by using what she called "truth-talking" to address the public administration's inability to cope with huge numbers of asylum-seekers.

>De Block says she inherited a department struggling under the weight of applications, with the Belgian state forced to house many asylum-seekers in hotels.

>Under her watch, the annual number of requests fell almost 50 percent from 27,000 to 15,000, with authorities processing files more quickly.

>Meanwhile she ensured expulsion orders were carried out without delay, including those involving the very controversial deportation of unsuccessful asylum-seekers from war-torn Afghanistan.

And when potential deportees responded with hunger strikes, the minister remained unmoved, saying she would not be influenced by "blackmail."

This intransigence put De Block on a collision course with human rights advocates, and just this week specialist HIV doctors accused her of sentencing HIV-positive deportees to a certain death from lack of treatment in their homelands.

Why do they use her to market clothes? She should be used for marketing Oreos and mobility scooters

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sorry i messed up the greentext but you get the idea

Boogie is a fat fuck, but the bottom picture is a misleading.

Firsthand proof that being fat is not only hard but offers no benefits and only costs. Only an absolute retard would put himself through all that trouble just because food is good, which proves not only that I am an absolute retard, but also that you shouldn't get fat ever. XYZ!

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Anyone know how to speed up the process of these fat asses dying?

Maybe if we laced their food with some kind of heart attack inducing agent similar to what the cia uses?

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>driver is obese bitch
Kek

nooo noooooo pleeease don't kill me with food, i'm being a good boy & losing the weight i swear it i promise

Should they have used the one where he is literally eating a jar of mayo? Fuck you.

She looks like a giant toddler

Considering he actually eats and drinks that shit, just separately, no it's really not.

relevant

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D-damn. 10/10 would become enemy of the world to tap that.

Serious question to anyone in the army.

How do fat asses like this guy make it through basic training?

women would be throwing themselves at the North Korean border

Cake isn't even good. Every time I eat it it makes me sick. And I'm a binge eater (I fast to make up the calories); other week I cleared an entire loaf of cream brioche. American sweets are total garbage, you gotta go with the french and italians.
Fat fucks never eat anything good. For the price of one sheet cake, I could get a loaf of brioche, a tiramisu, a jug of chocolate milk, and 2 pints of gelatto, with some change left over for a milkshake.

Indeed.

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The reasoning in this picture is completely baseless because I was immediately able to correctly identify the fat woman's silhouette

>fat fucks never eat anything good

I'd say that might be the case quite frequently. I mean what fat fucks probably eat are generally too sugary, too greasy, too processed and not fresh. Sure, I am way worse eater than that and it depends upon the fatty, but I sometimes wonder if the particular actually cares that much about how good the food actually is or is just eating to trigger their metabolic triggers to try to release endorphine.

They really remind of alcoholics. They often start cosuming decent or normal grade quality product, but the more in the hole they are the less important the quality of the product becomes and the more is it about how much kick they can get and that they really need to get it.

STOP MOCKING ME

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As a pedophile, I resent this conclusion.
Fatties are disgusting. The high IQ pedo only appreciates girls of 9-13 age.

>Shanice
These monkeys belong in jungle

>not cutting it to share with people like the one filming
>just digging into it with a fork for instagram

someone put a lot of work into that

>As a pedophile

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i guess im a pedo then because i like big mature women :/

strong AND brave. tho bitch got rewarded for basically being fat, cant but all the blame on her

they dont

I hope you get raped by a pack of niggers when you get to jail.

imagine the smelle

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based and redpilled

The human body truly is a wondrous thing

whats wrong with the cat faggot

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I did, I imagine something very close to a dumpster

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It's so common they even gave it a name: Alli-oopsey.

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how do people like cake? it's so fucking sweet that i can only eat maybe 2 bites before i feel sick. i like cheesecake but anything else is disgusting

kys normie

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Cant tell if hes 14 or 40

beautiful

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Based pedo

Like shit and vinegar.

You people disgust me! This is so damaging, and just horrible. Should be a place to be proud of your body, not this hateful mocking of people’s conditions! Y’all can kiss my ass!

Keep it up you smug bitch. I hope the heart attack that kills you is as slow and painful as possible.

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It's not hateful to mock conditions that are voluntary, like being obese.

Based and redpilled

3/10

Nice doubles.

Sleeping beauty? More like Eating foodie

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>As a pedophile.
you need to be removed.

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Your body is not proud of you.