/britfeel/

yes that's right I am attracted to teenage girls. I admit I am a nonce

is it a knocking shop lad?

*fIexes into thread*
Alri' cunts

Do you do enough business to survive like that?

what ya sell lad

you can't play at seconday school. Any year above or below is fine.

Used to watch animes on youtube. It was like the stone age back then.

obey mummy

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swole transexual is easily one of the most annoying and retarded namefags in a long time

>that guy in one of my lectures last year that tried to talk to me about Doujinshi
Anime is fine and normal but there's a line you don't cross in public, gents.

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>Go onto SFM thread on /gif/
>Futafags spammed half the thread with their gay shit
>Cuckolds come in and spam their shit in the thread
/Gif/ is hell right now

When are you going to invite me back here so I can take your virginity?

Yeah but I'm fucking huge lad
*deadlifts your mum*

>in year8 we all brought in DS's and played Mariokart at break or if you were risky, in Spanish class

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get over it you daft sod

just filter him, it's what everyone else has done

any nice lads want to blaze it with me x

always liked her because she gets her knockers out in every film

>Saw a lads bookmarks on his laptop once
>Rule34 furry
>Rule34 mega muscle

>the bag I filled with empty food wrappers from binging has gone again

Mum must know at this stage

All ready for the hairdressers too, just about to leave now

Used to play gta liberty city multiplayer on psps at lunch. Those were the days.

dno what that is
not rly but its better than doing a 9-5
not saying

Alright lads, the hep B finally got me so I figured if I can't have a hep B gf I might as well be the hep B gf amirite hahahaha

You mean you're a fucking huge lad

She probably just thinks you ahve a sweet tooth.
Give me a rundown of your diet, eating more healthily/consistently might reduce the amount of binge eating you do.

I had a mate in my first year of uni who used to watch anime in class and looked up those realistic japanese sex dolls one day. Quirky guy and it made lectures more fun, would have stayed friends with him if he was a decent person.

>diet
you mean everything she eats or just the stuff she doesn't throw back up?

when is it too old to shop with your mother?

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That's your instructors fault for taking you to a busy hill before you've practised hill starts properly.

I don't live in London myself tbqh,
No lad, but what I don't know can;t hurt me.

>not saying
It's novelty dildos isn't it?

Listen sunshine
*spits on floor*
you and me are going to have problems.

it never is lad

Muslim holiday day of EID on Tuesday

aye one of her many talents

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Stop posting your blog shit here you boring twat.

more like Muslims plating IEDs

>Anime is fine and normal
Wrong.

Not arsed lad, enjoy your day though.

Muslim IED holiday every fucking day though amirite lads

swole pls post bicep?

why wont u say lad

There used to be a thing on apple devices where even if you deleted history, there was a section that logged URLs that had to be stopped from storing or deleted
>go to friends ipod
>go to that bit in the settings
>literally pages upon pages of porn links
Normal shit though.
based

many gori slut will be raped, akhi

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you reckon? it my first hill start
i think hes one of those "throw them in at the deep end" guys

I was only joking misster, no need for fisticuffs, here
*buys you a babycham*

Where do these cunts suddenly get the motivation and willpower to do it? youtube.com/watch?v=5f2j3aQnngw

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An average day is like

>porridge with nuts and seeds and some fruit for breakfast
>fruit, cereal bars and cheese for a snack
>sandwich, yoghurt and fruit for lunch
>soup for a snack
>soup and rice / couscous for dinner
>yoghurt before bed

I dont think its too bad

I think eating 10,000kcal of junk food in one sitting is a bit more than a sweet tooth. I think she'd be nice about it at least

Yeah you should start hill start practice somewhere quiet. If you were slow with the brake you could have backed right into someone.

Was he a creep

Don't think anyone watched it in lectures but there was a couple who played games on their laptops at the back.
Lots of talks with people about anime and vidya though, CompSci last year in that regard was breddy based.
Hoping Lanc is the same.
Future is now old man, even turbo-chad-normals watch anime, and if they don't they don't even care if you do.
I've heard one person go "eww anime" then in the following months they were watching it themselves.

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i guess he was probably covering the break on the pedals he has on his side just in case?

if you roll back during a hill start on your test its a fail.
simple as

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Probably but I wouldn't risk it personally. I was lucky there were alot of quiet hills where I learned.

That's all well and good, but I will never be caught dead watching it because I have at least 1 shred of dignity. It's like if child porn was normalized, and all you pedophiles were watching it and it was cool.

you actually eat pretty well, better than me

>ALL ALONE
>IN MY BED AT NIGHT
>I GRAB MY PILLOW
>AND SQUEEZE IT TIGHT
youtube.com/watch?v=YeFqVtFCJEk

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Surprisingly no, he was pretty timid around women. He was just a bad friend who only talked to me when it was convenient and never made serious efforts to hang out. One sided friendships are never fun.

I rolled back down a hill in my LGV test and passed

how did the BJ in the cab go to be able to pass?

mechanical steam punk novelty dildos
dont want to get doxed

WAHEY GO ON LAD DO HIM IN

Must be something very obscure and specific if just the type of shop is doxxable information

Had to take a dry 1 up the bum

Catty comments like this are why people dislike you.

Here you are lid. I broke a finger and skipped hand-day so best not take the piss about that or I'll drop you.
Need a better camera desu this one is shite
Tidy, now run along you daft cunt
*strawpedo's the babycham*

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You need more meat and green vegetables.

Cool
Your loss brolid

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Trust me, it really isn't

she needs a cock up the bum desu

want to lick this neck

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Didn't mean to be mean. Just stating the facts

bit gay loike

No, you knew full well you were putting someone down. It was deliberate. It's quite unbecoming

any of you lads got a black cat? its international black cat day apparently

is it me or is there a day for everything now

the facts is that ur braps smell like curry

That and the fact that he's a sex offender

i want to suck eva greens tits

imagine holding moni down and raping her against her will

ive got a black cat wahey

It's because it doesn't really need any authority to do something like this; just enough attention. It's not like the UN has sanctioned this for example; looking into it it's simply one lady who ran a campaign to get it recognized on a social level. Her reasoning seems to be in tackling stigma attached to black cats from folklore, as more black cats are put down than other breeds.

don't we all lad, just look at them pokies

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honestly can't, would be violently sick

yes, I hate him. No matter how many times I feed him he still claws me

phwoar bet she has puffy nipples as well

imagine all the britfeel lads ganging up on you and forcing you to have sex with them haha

post pic of it lad

poor training of the wee cat there

>tilde going to the hairdressers under her female name and presenting female
>moni hiding in its room rotting in boy mode

is moni a prison tranny?

i look exactly like my dad except younger and with hair. i think this means I'm destined to go bald