Heyy darling! How was your day?

>Fuck you, that's not my waifu.
Idiot

>ywn have a lum gf following you around

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You break in and wear my cloths one more fucking time ill wring your neck and jam you into the dryer on high.

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>Using darling when honey is objectively superior

>Not snookums

Sorry, wrong house.
*slaps door in his faggot face*

>Hii! It was great! We made a lot of progress, the project is going great! Oh, I like your apron haha, what you cookin?

its called a malignant tumor

Actually almost cried. Feelsbadman

Even though everything in my life is going fine, I want.