Go to hairdresser

>go to hairdresser
>ask for Jow Forums approved alpha male haircut in pic related
>look like 13 year old now

kill me

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Even on that model that hair looks retarded lmao

rate/10

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Go to hairdressers, can’t see normal
>new girl
She males me sign in?
Cuts me, blood. “Do yo wash your hair?”
>starts blinking “your hair is in my eyes”
Go to leave and pay, they ask me when I’ll be back and my phone number,
“No!”
Fuck her nitch is rude.

This guy literally looks like an NPC in a futuristic shooter game. One of your cannon fodder AI mates.

When you get a haircut make sure that you get one that fits your head shape. Go to an expensive barber once and let him recommend you a cut. If you like it you can go to a normal priced one afterwards.

wut

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feel like this is gonna be the next meme haircut

actually pretty clean, few people can pull it off without looking like a retard

Caesar knew this