Go to hairdresser

>go to hairdresser
>ask for Jow Forums approved alpha male haircut in pic related
>look like 13 year old now

kill me

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Even on that model that hair looks retarded lmao

rate/10

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Go to hairdressers, can’t see normal
>new girl
She males me sign in?
Cuts me, blood. “Do yo wash your hair?”
>starts blinking “your hair is in my eyes”
Go to leave and pay, they ask me when I’ll be back and my phone number,
“No!”
Fuck her nitch is rude.

This guy literally looks like an NPC in a futuristic shooter game. One of your cannon fodder AI mates.

When you get a haircut make sure that you get one that fits your head shape. Go to an expensive barber once and let him recommend you a cut. If you like it you can go to a normal priced one afterwards.

wut

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feel like this is gonna be the next meme haircut

actually pretty clean, few people can pull it off without looking like a retard

Caesar knew this

Quintessential British look

>Fuck her nitch is rude.
Has anyone really been far as decided to use even go want to do look more like? You've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can.

Lol what a terrible, ugly hairstyle

I understand your plight as well, see I was a bit nervous but then there I wasn’t going sure I was just told going on my a lot.
I think we just need to take a breath and take it a some time to see it it again will get to see him again and again.

samefag
not britbong but okay

It already is in the UK

That guy makes the haircut look good, not the other way around you dumb autist

>just be confident bro haha.
>totally not my jawline I promise.

Instructions unclear. Produced this.

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Slav/10

Been doing this since I was 12. Used to have my Dad edge or round up the back, but now I can do it easily with a hand mirror. I still laugh at how people react when I say I cut my own hair.

>I can’t accept that my opinion I dependent on other factors
Photo quality as strong as your chin, onion boy.

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Based
I started buzzcutting miself 2 years ago, going for more complex haircut each time. Now i'm able to do fucking undercuts and cut the back of my head alone, I cut hair for my dad and 2 of my friends now.

>cuts me, blood. "do you wash your hair?"

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>Hey give the same cut as this megachad with 12/10 genetics
>Oh no I don't look as good

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Based and redpilled

Kid, you’re doing it WRONG

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>starts blinking “your hair is in my eyes”

this is actually poetic as fuck

The fuck?

Your doing race wrong

I may have lost a couple neurons reading this.

That acne lmaoo. Kys user

haha oh wow

Kid at my gym tonight had this with a rat's tail. I live in a weird place.

I have no race lmfao
900 natural testo. Face Acne is a small price to pay

go back

Everyone is saying this is a bad haircut, but it's the same cut as everyone else with a hitler youth fade. Its just that he combed his hair down forward instead of swept up like ususal

Whatever you're using, it doesn't seem to be working.

>When you get a haircut make sure that you get one that fits your head shape.

shit I wish I knew earlier in life. This is one thing girls have on guys. They cover this headshape shit in those stupif magazines.

I had no idea and for years I was just picking haircuts that looked cool in magazines.

Based schizo poster

>everyone is saying it’s a bad haircut except it’s the same as a different haircut except this one difference that makes it bad

haircut != style. If he sweeps it back like normal, it's still the same cut, just styled better. Just like if I back-comb my hair and blow dry it to shit to make it look like I was electrocuted, that wouldn't be a different haircut.

Brtish peasant these fields wont plow themself/19

away with you vile beggar

>Gelling your hair IRL
Just shave your head and say you have cancer dude.

>when you go to the barber and they accidentally trim off some of your frontal lobe

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I see this too much a techno parties; is it the new techno cut?

Looks pretty good.

All of you faggots can fuck off because I like this haircut.

At least you didn't do 1 mention per line
I'm not even mad

It allows me to either grab your hair to better conduct blowjobs or lick your scalp while fucking you. 10/10.

I'd chomp on your dick you faggot and shove it up your arsehole
honored.

pole/10

unironically this, but I bought some scissors too.
Only hard part is trimming the back of ur head so it doesnt look like a dead raccoon tail,
also use scissors to cut hair on top and in front of ur head.

ur forehead/eyebrows and trimmed jaw looks good, but that's the only positive thing about this pic.
ur eyes look like a fucking depressed stoner, ur gay little moustache makes u look like a Mexican, ur acne adds a "personal hygiene is for fakers" to the mix and to top it off u think u look cool with that faggy necklace

youtube.com/watch?v=9rM3hGKHwag

McGregor lookin comfy here

Post a pic.

the haircut of every potato nigger

best haircut coming through

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>believing Jow Forums when it comes to /fa/ advice
You played yourself

Daily reminder that haircut will not fix your bone structure. Haircut does not matter. As long as you have good hairline and hair texture you'll look good.

tfw bald............

FUCK

>That entire post

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The fuck?Did she trim some of that sweet cortex as well?

shave please

>shemales
Ok user

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t. finnish

I don't speak somali so I just scrolled through and there were like two white people in that video. Based.

The fade length of this cut is alpha but the length on top unstyled with bangs looks retarded. My general rule of thumb is that if you're gonna get any fade style haircut if you don't want to put effort into styling it and want it natural, go for short as possible on top, if you want some length then you better be willing to put effort into finding a good product and styling it up, these cuts with length on top look like shit when you half ass them

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Just what I was thinking. I unironically have this cut. It takes no maintenance and if u wanna look more formal then just hairdry it back

This. The guys with the over groomed haircuts are the ones who cope with having lower facial aesthetics. Not that there is anything wrong with thay

Not fitness related. Enjoy your ban.

Having boyish good looks is literally God mode for those who are born with it, especially when you become strong, it creates a stark contrast where the man remains "pretty", pretty than most guys and even some women, while also being imposing. The result creates 10/10 aesthetics, which is why guys like David Laid and John Skywalker are some of the most beloved by the normies out there. This can also be seem in Evan Peters, who acts in every season of AHS with a different hair color and haircut, but no look was as successful among women as this one. It's been years and chicks still obsess over it to this day.

The truth is, if you have to get a trendy, short haircut and grow a beard you've already lost. Embrace cope mode.

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reminder that styling your hair in any way whatsoever is for self conscious beta failures

motherfucker

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enjoy your 14 year old pussy

who is this? looks fukn good.

Currently in college and I'm the only one out of my friend group/class in general who has gotten consistent interest from various sources in the past year and a half. Not just from women, men like "pretty guys" a lot too unfortunately.

In any case I have a gf so none of this even matters to me.

People have said I look aggressive, not because I squint or some guy shit but I have a pronounced jaw, chin, cheekbones and browridge

and I'm balding, so I look like a mad rapist

Ye.
Your point?

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>earring
>necklaces

buy a medium hold clay or wax, run water through hair, run clay through hair.

I had what I thought was a really retarded haircut too, but I gave it a week and started styling it differently and it suits me pretty well. Go fuck yourself OP

>Not just from women, men like "pretty guys" a lot too unfortunately.

tfw you'll never be as sexy as Griffith

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I'm unironically considering this for my next haircut lol. Worst case (and most likely) scenario, it looks retarded and I shave it off

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Nah your a faggot harry

Nu male onions cuck

you need jaw surgery and better camera angles

The more I read it the more I laugh. Great post,

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