Southeastern feels thread

Why are southerners so fat, ugly, and incompetent?

Hahaha, I just moved from Portland to Orlando for work. You have NO idea how white a city can get til you go to Oregon.

Publix sushi makes me wanna cum every single time. The best thing is that each Publix does it just a little differently so you can always experience a good delish variety.

Because of drugs, shitty gov, and handouts

Im down in Bradenton, and I think this is objectively one of the worst cities in the state.

Southern sprawl causes people to drive more, which tends to make fatter people. Plus, with how god awful hot it is it's not as easy to do outdoors activities like in the North. Fat people tend to be ugly.

The incompetence is the years of inbreeding, probably.

Only time I was there it was in Mississippi and I almost got shanked and raped.

>Why are southerners so fat, ugly, and incompetent?
Why are you so butthurt about where you live that you have to make shit up about other geographical locales to make yourself feel better?

>shitty gov, and handout
Huh...I'd figure most (white) dixies would shun food stamps, seeing as how they hate big government.

Never been there; at least any more than passing through it. What's wrong with it?