>says this
>drinks mountain dew
It's rather difficult to make carbonated sugar water taste bad, but they accomplished that feat in full force. You only drink it because it's a meme for nerds to drink mountain dew and eat doritos. Literally any other soda is preferable to mountain dew.
>inb4 those meme sodas that are literally made to be gross on purpose
I'm just talking about normal widespread sodas people actually drink on a regular basis.
Tried a sip of liquor
Bentley Kelly
Jacob Moore
I drink to get drunk. That means bottom shelf vodka or cheap beer. When I do want a good tasting alcohol, I go for something like a whiskey sour or an old fashioned. Also user, there are cocktails that completely mask the taste of alcohol. Women mostly drink them, but they are pretty popular. Too fruity and sweet for my tastes though
Justin Torres
>>tried a sip of liquor
>>so bad i spit it out
>>tried beer
>>tastes like ass
>>had to drink a full dew just to cleanse my mouth
yeah i only get drunk so i pass out not for the fucking taste
Matthew Young
I hate tap water because I live in the US. Shit's fucking poison here.
Michael Hill
dude I drink malt liquor and bottom shelf bourbon; I drink to space out and not think so much not for the taste. If anyone here is the fucking normie it's you because clearly you can handle your thoughts sober.
Joseph Green
Mexican drinks are a meme. Margaritas suck, Mexican beer sucks, tequila sucks (with the exception of Patron because it basically doesn't have anything in common with any other tequila).
Kevin Wilson
t. cokefag
coke is ok but tastes like earwax and is overated as shit. Fanta tastes like those doctors office lollipops get melted into a beverage and it's fissy strong as shit. Mtn dew is the perfect combo of fissy and smoothness. It's taste is citrisy but not a full blown attack on your senses.
Jackson Richardson
This thread again, OP? Yes, alcohol is terrible.
Xavier Mitchell
Actually a rootbeerfag. Your last sentence is literally the opposite of what mountain dew is compared to literally any other citrus soda. They throw way too much shit into it, whereas something like sprite or sierra mist is much more subtle in comparison.
Brayden Peterson
>If anyone here is the fucking normie it's you because clearly you can handle your thoughts sober.
i can handle my thoughts sober because i act like a fucking mature adult and have broadened my life philosophy to take my suffering into account so i can existentially bare it in the long run instead of lazily just buying some cheap poisen to temporarily numb it.
YOU are the normie because you are shallow and degenerate.