Go to bookstore

Easy
>Excuse me, sorry I was just trying to get this book right here
>Grab book
>Most likely leave after that

>get angry that the bookstore is letting people literally lay about in it
>shout at the storekeeper about how I'd purchase something if he didnt't let literal human trash sleep on the floor in front of the books
>aggressively verbally assault anyone who is willing to argue with me
>otherwise, pick someone and yell at them some since they're obviously too pussy to speak up anyways
>rant as i work my way out the door, posturing and stomping but being careful not to cause any damage or harm to anyone
>don't overstay my rant since the initial fear of conflict will wear off if i take too long and they'll call the police
>find a new bookstore to go to

"Excuse me."
>she looks up at me expectantly
>a bright smile blooms on her face
>happy to be approached by me
>waiting for me to hit on her
>clearly very willing to go on a date
"Could you move?"
*gesture towards the bookshelf*
>"oh... ok"
>smile fades, enthusiasm gone
*pick out the book from behind her*
"Thanks."
>look of dejection lingers on her

I've had exactly this experience before.

>barnes and nobles
>literally has a cafe where you can sit down to read books

is there any more obvious way to be an attention whore?

lick her leg

>happy to be approached by me
You lost me here

turn 360 degrees, walk away, pretend to browse other books. if she doesn't leave I go back the next day.

Tell the bookstore staff, they tend to have rules that don't allow people to sit on the floor.

>instantly get anxious because there's another person
>get angry because it's a young woman
>she will never know what it's like to he isolated and alone
>she didn't get her genitals mangled as a newborn because she had a vaginal
>she probably has a boyfriend
>shes probably fulfilled
>shes probably happy
>have all these thoughts run in my mind as I awkwardly stand there
>walk out of the aisle and decide if I should just come back later
>get even more angry for being such a coward
>eventually get so frustrated with myself I walk over to where she is
>say to her "move" while scowling
>she moves and apologizes, not because shes intimated, but because she has the capacity for empathy and thinks I'm just having a bad day
>take the book and get out of the store as quickly as possible
>feel a sense of impending doom, almost in tears
> I know that it will never get better, that I'm too weak and stupid to change myself
>avoid going in public again

That's probably what would hapoen

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CURB STOMP THAT FUCKING BITCH

She's obviously pretending to read because she wants some "nerdy" Chad to fuck her.

What is the location of the original file of this image?

Join her desu. Maybe we can atrike up a conversation.

Honestly this really. I done this same thing before.

Lean in and gently kiss her on the forehead as I pass by to get the manga I'm after.

it's based on reality, i feel like such a loser for real

>attention whore

am i the only one impressed by telekinetic selfies?

photobomb the shit out of that ghetto ass composition

Make fun of her for drinking white chocolate mochas as I sip my doppio macchiato.

B A S E D originalololol

>go to game store
>see this blocking the game you want to get
what do?

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purchase the game online

>Go full sprint mode and trample her. Nobody gets between me and my minecraft bookies

>uhhm m-myget--
>*step through her*
>*already out the store*
>y-you too.

Perform long jump while exclaiming "yahoo"

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>lean towards her smiling creepily
>"hello nice lady, do you also like reading tard stories?"
>giggle creepily whilst letting a saliva mist out and onto her now horrified visage and leave

>Leave the shop. Never visit again
>Write ~10 bad reviews every day from different proxy and name. Hope shop to go bankrupt.
>Buy books from amazon there are cheaper there anyway.

>go to bookstore
>see this blocking the books you want to get
what do?

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>he goes to a bookstore instead of a library
turn 360 degrees and walk away.

"What are you reading"
*after conversation*
"Excuse me, I'm interested in those books back there"
*step over her legs*

Jack off on her legs

Wait until she leaves and then get it

>I've had exactly this experience before.

Yeah, ok

Step over her but with my crotch facing her while I'm hard.

this is an attentionwhore on instafap
we've been through this

have an internal rage attack because a roastie is being entitled again and can get away with it

Ma'am, you are going to have to move aside.

HEY LADY GET UP OFF THE FLOOR IM TRYING TO GET THAT BIG BOOK OF POKEMON

>thinking you'll single handedly put Barnes and Noble (or possibly Chapters) out of business with your autism

WISH I HAD A VAGINAL

Oi you cunt move, I need that copy of the Skyrim guide

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since she's not being dumb bitch by sitting on the floor like she owns the place, i'm sure she would step aside if she saw me coming and if not i would just say excuse me and it wouldn't be a big deal. then i would rape her or somthing

this made me laugh uncontrollably

No just this shop or at least get the fucktard manager fired.

>turn 360 degrees

Kek

Go to the shelf on to the left and get the book out from behind.

pull out my phone and show her this thread
and then proceed to lmao at her face
since she's a woman she will find me highly assertive and strong so she will naturally want to mate with me so that my strong genes could be passed on to the next generation

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