Easy
>Excuse me, sorry I was just trying to get this book right here
>Grab book
>Most likely leave after that
Go to bookstore
Nathan Davis
Asher Cooper
>get angry that the bookstore is letting people literally lay about in it
>shout at the storekeeper about how I'd purchase something if he didnt't let literal human trash sleep on the floor in front of the books
>aggressively verbally assault anyone who is willing to argue with me
>otherwise, pick someone and yell at them some since they're obviously too pussy to speak up anyways
>rant as i work my way out the door, posturing and stomping but being careful not to cause any damage or harm to anyone
>don't overstay my rant since the initial fear of conflict will wear off if i take too long and they'll call the police
>find a new bookstore to go to
Jonathan Jackson
"Excuse me."
>she looks up at me expectantly
>a bright smile blooms on her face
>happy to be approached by me
>waiting for me to hit on her
>clearly very willing to go on a date
"Could you move?"
*gesture towards the bookshelf*
>"oh... ok"
>smile fades, enthusiasm gone
*pick out the book from behind her*
"Thanks."
>look of dejection lingers on her
I've had exactly this experience before.
Nathaniel Jenkins
>barnes and nobles
>literally has a cafe where you can sit down to read books
is there any more obvious way to be an attention whore?
Bentley Bell
lick her leg
Grayson Hernandez
>happy to be approached by me
You lost me here
Zachary Kelly
turn 360 degrees, walk away, pretend to browse other books. if she doesn't leave I go back the next day.
Adrian Reyes
Tell the bookstore staff, they tend to have rules that don't allow people to sit on the floor.
Evan Hill
>instantly get anxious because there's another person
>get angry because it's a young woman
>she will never know what it's like to he isolated and alone
>she didn't get her genitals mangled as a newborn because she had a vaginal
>she probably has a boyfriend
>shes probably fulfilled
>shes probably happy
>have all these thoughts run in my mind as I awkwardly stand there
>walk out of the aisle and decide if I should just come back later
>get even more angry for being such a coward
>eventually get so frustrated with myself I walk over to where she is
>say to her "move" while scowling
>she moves and apologizes, not because shes intimated, but because she has the capacity for empathy and thinks I'm just having a bad day
>take the book and get out of the store as quickly as possible
>feel a sense of impending doom, almost in tears
> I know that it will never get better, that I'm too weak and stupid to change myself
>avoid going in public again
That's probably what would hapoen
Jonathan Thomas
CURB STOMP THAT FUCKING BITCH