Go to bookstore

Jack off on her legs

Wait until she leaves and then get it

>I've had exactly this experience before.

Yeah, ok

Step over her but with my crotch facing her while I'm hard.

this is an attentionwhore on instafap
we've been through this

have an internal rage attack because a roastie is being entitled again and can get away with it

Ma'am, you are going to have to move aside.

HEY LADY GET UP OFF THE FLOOR IM TRYING TO GET THAT BIG BOOK OF POKEMON

>thinking you'll single handedly put Barnes and Noble (or possibly Chapters) out of business with your autism

WISH I HAD A VAGINAL