You are now the last person alive on Earth

Cry and feel like shit because my family is gone.

Take care of shit around my property then I would drive into town, get a wood stove or two, stock up on food supplies.

Go to one of the areas with a solar panel and turbine set up, take them and set them up where I decide to settle in.

Take and live the best life I can because I promised my family I wouldnt off myself if they died.

SO yeah take care of my family dogs, grow a garden, go fishing, play vidya and watch tv etc.

jerk off and play vidya

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go to police station and take all the cocaine, find a fast car and go crazy

Well ill find a nice house to live in, preferably somewhere on its own. If everyone just collapsed then towns and cities are gonna become disease paradise pretty quickly when they all start to rot

if you are a women you could just inseminate yourself with frozen sperm and repopulate the Earth

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So I'm last of us? WHITE POWER!!!
FUCK YOU NIGGER SCUM!
I WIN!

why jerk off when u have access to dead bodies or the top of the line sex robots?

because then I would have to leave my room. Jerking off is much more comfy.

I start by rounding up all the sexiest corpses and laying my seed within them for the few days they don't degrade at a lower temperature.
I take my anime filled 8 tb hard drive and steal a few more and download every movie and anime, manga, discography, and book that interest me.
I then find a good sizable semi and pack it with furniture, a stolen gaming labtop, food, etc.
I stick solar panels on the roof and siphon all the gas I need.
I then slowly teach myself to sail or fly.
I travel to japan and loot there sex doll factories for the perfect loli doll harem.
After this I start abusing erection inducing pills to maximize my sexual satisfaction.
I break into medical shops and start abusing pain killers, I stalk animals so I feel less alone, I start shitting where ever I please and rarely shower. I decide to hole up in cute little girls rooms and binge watch anime in them and play games.
I burn some things for fun, I shoot the sex dolls that I ended up not liking for fun.
I finally marry that one loli doll I always came back too. We spend our time abusing drugs and doing anal.
Finally in my old age I find a small room and line it with explosives, I hook up speakers so I can listen to nice music and I take alot of acid.
Then I blow myself up.

Oh you just asked for the first thing.

Quickly break into apartment after apartment where I live to find a hot chick (who is now dead) and cum on her face.
Then I will prob gather food and then start using freezes all around my apartment complex to store cooked meals in.
I dunno after that, but thats my first 5 sec thought.