Skinny dipping with girls

>we aren't checking your dick out while skinny dipping
Then why even do it in the first place? The only reason why any guy would ever skinny dip with women is to see their tits/ass/vag.

I'm a grower not a grower, have mantits and am covered in self harm scars and burns. Skinny dipping would be horrible

idk

she drank it herself

This is how they get ya. They lure you in with words like these and then laugh behind your back

We go skinny dipping because it allows us to feel free, you never really realize how containing clothes are until you take them off.
>The only reason why any guy would ever skinny dip with women is to see their tits/ass/vag.
Tbh the idea of this creeps me out. Why can't guys just chill and have a good time? Why do you always have it make it sexual?

For the same reason women can't post on r9k without constantly announcing their gender

Why are women so strange
>I just want to have no clothes on and be free
>ewww creep why are you looking at me (a sexual being in a sexual state) sexually???

You're the ones making it sexual with your tits and pussies and beatiful hair and legs and giggles and all that sexy shit. We can't just "chill" next to that, we're not made of stone.

Sorry I'm giving my opinion on this gendered issue and I mentioned my gender.
>Why are women so strange
>ewww creep why are you looking at me (a sexual being in a sexual state) sexually???
There is nothing inherently sexual about being naked. You are making it sexual because you're a virgin and haven't gotten use to seeing womens bodies.
>We can't just "chill" next to that, we're not made of stone.
I'm not asking you to be made of stone, just stop being fucking creepy.
You don't have to believe me, but I'm telling the truth.

>(a sexual being in a sexual state)
People aren't sexual beings and being naked isn't a sexual state. You're so deluded and out of touch with reality, so absorbed in your porn world and naive fantasy narrative, that you can't separate the normal body of a normal human person from your erection.
Could people like this be any more pathetic? Most of the world has absolutely nothing to do with sex whatsoever.

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A man will have a boner if he sees a decent looking naked woman

These may be dumbest back to back posts ever made on this board. Recording for future reference.

>There is nothing inherently sexual about being naked

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This isn't true at all. Maybe for you, but not for the general populace.
If, hypothetically, you were at a party with friends and a chick took her top off and you got an erection, people would laugh at you for being so pathetic and desperate. Even if she was a 10/10 babe with perfect milkers, you'd be ridiculed. It's not normal to just get an erection at everything, you fucking degenerate.

No one asked you for your opinion, you just wanted attention.

>adult humans are not sexual
Very bad post

Yes it is normal you retarded woman, I'm sorry that you are so fat and ugly that you give men erectile dysfunction

No one asked for your opinion either, but here you are, posting.
Gee, it's almost like people just post here to get attention and participate in the conversation on the topic at hand. Gee, it's almost like no one has to directly ask you to speak in order to be allowed to post. What was your fucking point?

Now we know this is bait. Absolutely nobody would laugh at a man for getting an erection in that scenario. I can think of MANY times where we made fun of a guy for not getting a boner when it was appropriate to do so, and we called him gay for it.

I know you are just a guy roleplaying for (you)s. But I gotta argue. The girls skinny dipping with us were clearly checking out our bodies and trying to start sexual things too.

So if I stand outside a girls locker room naked Im in the clear

Nudity is sexual, period. No other way to put it. If you uncover your genitals in front of another person you're either dtf or a crazy person. That "feeling free" bullshit is new age nonsense.

The virgin mindset, everyone.
So salty, so "bitter grapes" that they can't help but have delusions that everyone is sexually active and sexually engaged all the time. So desperate to be accepted with sex that it's all he thinks about, and so out of touch with reality that he assumes all other males are like him. So consumed with this obsession that sex is the key to happiness that he can't see any person outside of a sexual context: is this person a potential partner or a potential competitor?

The average male doesn't get an erection whenever the wind blows because he gets to empty his balls when he pleases and isn't drowning in backed-up cum to his eyeballs. No, it's not fucking normal to get a boner from seeing a pair of random tits. Keep telling yourself that you're not too far gone to be saved, incelfags.

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>baiting this badly
Just stop posting

I had the chance once but couldn't because my edgy retard 15 year old self butchered his thighs with a razor blade. Figured it would kill the happy mood..

>still thinks it's bait
Just because it will make a virgin mad doesn't mean it's not true.
Keep living in your random boner world. What are you, fifteen? Do you still cum in your sleep too?

this, being a dicklet is suffering

I don't mention that I'm a woman when I post.

Who said we get a boner at the sight of a pair of tits at the beach? We don't because there's people around and it's awkward. It's still a sexual situation though and it's a mental boner. You just think "that's hot" and move on.

I've never seen a female naked irl and I'm 26

I never said anything about my own gender.
This poster merely said "we" and you inferred (I assume correctly) that they must be female.
However, it's kind of important to mention when speaking on a "boys vs girls" topic such as
>SKINNY DIPPING WITH GIRLS
Stop being so triggered, butthurt faggot.

>Who said we get a boner at the sight of a pair of tits at the beach?
This guy. >It's still a sexual situation though
It's not, it's really not. There's nothing sexual about a person having a body. In fact, I think most to all people possess bodies in this day and age. It might startle you to learn that under their clothes, every single person has some form of genitalia and even nipples. Wow! Right? Science is weird!
Legitimately though, if you're old enough to use this site yet still so immature that you can't see a pair of tits without immediately thinking about sex, you are falling behind.

You're just a retard kiddo. There are 13 year olds that lose their virginites these days that keep screwing every week. You're either b8ing really bad or projecting

No but i've been to a nude beach with my gf

>There are 13 year olds that lose their virginites these days that keep screwing every week.
That's not the norm. You have no idea what's normal because the only bit of society you are ever exposed to is the dregs of the internet that gets made viral and dragged up to you. Do normal, everyday activities become viral memes? Think critically now. If everyone's abuzz talking about it, it's probably not an everyday normal thing.
You have so little understanding of the world but speak as if you know absolute truths. You're just some sad concoction of paranoid and defeatist.

But I'm not a virgin or an incel. I was in a long term relationship from 18 to 25.

You're in the minority. We'll agree to disagree and I'll assume that you're just not a sexual person.

And you never laid around naked in bed with your SO just having a cheeky cuddle? What about showering together? There's nothing sexual about scrubbing your asshole next to another person who is scrubbing their asshole.
People aren't objects and being naked isn't inherently sexual. It's immature to think otherwise. Just because you had a long relationship doesn't mean you're sexually or emotionally mature as a person.

This has to be bait right?!?? Origiboli

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Yeah ok after seeing your SO naked a million times it's not always sexual. Being naked with someone for the first time though is always sexual.

Of course we were naked in each others company without having sex, but if you don't feel some kind of sexual desire when you see your partner naked, you are probably in the wrong relationship. That doesn't necessarily mean getting boner everytime though.

I mean, I have been in hot tubs with girls before, but they were not naked, does that count?

I've been outside more than once you condescending prick. I've seen the black underbelly of society. This world is filled with whatever you pay attention to. Some days its just harder to ignore that it all isn't sunshine and rainbows.

My hippy roommate took me to go hang out in the woods with some of her homeless friends. I took some shrooms and got to skinny dip with all the hot hippy chicks. I started freaking out a little cause I was paranoid about looking at naked chicks. I thought I might be staring, and they would all think I was creepy. Luckily, my roommate is cool with my 'tism and told me I was fine and not actually staring. She said people don't really care if you check out their naked bits, and that she does it all the time.

And now I know what my hot roommate looks like naked, so that's cool.

I'm the dude who gets everybody naked at the party! Hell last time I was locked up did a little naked dance for the cops lol; they moved me, :(

Only once, the cops showed up because we were trespassing

>skinny dipping in a pool with two girls (my gf and her friend that wanted a 3some). Fart bubbles trail behind friend as she swims. A faint red cloud swirls apart in her wake.

Explain erectile disfunction

>Why can't guys just chill and have a good time? Why do you always have it make it sexual?
They are both the same thing.

that's funny cause literal tribesmen in current year hide their genitals

went with this girl

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>skinny dipping isnt sexual
Fuck off retards. And it isnt just this thread, lots of people try to claim this. Like the nudist camps that say it isnt about sex, then you find out all the adults go off and have orgys without the kids. Who do you think you are fooling.
A swinging costume is like 3 ozs of material, do you really feel that inhibited with it?

This is so disconnected from reality I actually believe a woman wrote it

sounds pretty gay. I bet you looked at your friend's dick

as a normie I just want to let the robots in this thread know that this post is confirmed for severe retardation.

I'm a normie who has been to plenty naked pool parties. I mean, yeah, it's rude to literally gawk at a naked girl, but when a naked hot girl is walking around or talking to you and she's got big tits that are just out and right in front of you, it's pretty normal to get distracted and stare at them and get aroused. Whether or not you can do anything about that arousal depends on the situation, but no one is going to blame you for getting aroused in the first place.

>I think most to all people possess bodies in this day and age.
>most
I mean I know for a fact Im just a brain in a jar

Kind of but not really: it was like half my friend group (at the time) that stripped down to their underwear/bras (I think only one of my guy friends went fully naked) and went and played in the ocean for a bit. Wouldn't really call it true skinny dipping but that's the closest I've been.

Its a switch that I cant turn off unfortunately. Thats why I usually have to excuse myself whenever girls do that. More out of respect than anything else.

Yeah, I don't buy this. Most men and women who skinny dip definitely do it because they want to be seen or fantasize about being seen naked or if they are with opposite gender, they want to see their penis, breasts, vagina etc.