/npc/ - NPC GENERAL

>considers argumentum ad populum a legitimate argument
>uses phrases like "we all think you should do __" as a way to coerce you to be more normal
>cannot conceive of dismissing the general consensus on things
>will value things more simply if they are regularly put in the spotlight
>"Morgan freeman has such a good voice!"

I say this because forums and imageboards are nominally "social media", but they are very different from Instagram or Twitter.

Then all you can look forward to is perdition. He is coming.

I hope so. Come at me, God, I'm gonna wreck your shit, faggot.

epic and crimsonpilled

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>script loops
Will talk about the same things every time they see you.

>recycled scripts
You will notice them repeat the same lines that other NPCs are saying. Almost as if they are clones.

>preprogrammed destinations
College, marriage, office job

>general looping behavior
They repeat the same actions such as being a regular at a coffee shop.

>eyes show no signs of sentience
Empty shells.

>strong feelings about things that are already established
"I feel so strongly about making the world a better place!", "I love game of thrones!"

>no original opinions
If you ask about something specific they will give a general answer.

>pic
I'm an NPC through and through, user, no denial.

That's honestly just a description of someone who's been submerged in too much modern day culture.

why is there still no /npc/ board yet?

>>Atheism
>>Unable to drive or sit in a car without music
>>Unable to work without music
>>Habitual drinking

these are all mine but drinking and going to concerts are my only hobbies

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