Quick, how do i make this dry piece of shit cottage cheese taste good?

My dude put a scoop into a bowl and try it. If you don't like it then try one of the other suggestions. Need instructions on how to get it from the dish to your mouth, too?

Whatever you do, don't buy nonfat no matter how tempted you are by the macros. Most disgusting thing ive ever tasted and I love normal full fat cottage cheese.

is cocoa or peanut butter good with cottage cheese?

its the only thing i use to make oats not taste like shit....

>spicy taco seasoning, spread it on low-carb rice cakes if you're on a cut
>onion soup mix and spread it on sandwiches if on a bulk
>honey and cocoa powder/cinnamon if on a bulk

honey + fruit/berries is what I do.

dry cottage cheese is for cooking, that's why it's called "baker's cheese", if you want to eat it straight you should buy it wet

i just wet my dry cottage cheese with milk

also, I buy 4% fat and put sliced bananas in it

so you pay them to press out the whey, than buy milk to put it back in ? isn't that way more expensive ?

Only buy Daisy brand. All the others taste like shit in comparison.

press out the whey? i don't understand.

the only reason i buy this cottage sort of cottage cheese is because it's cheaper and has less fat than the other one.
protein and everything else is the same, i dont care about calories because im on a perma bulk

Why are you restricting fat on your bulk?

op btfo

cottage cheese is made from milk(duh), the liquid is whey, when they make dry cottage they do so by pressing out all the whey

so adding milk to curds is like paying them to remove the whey and adding it back in at your own expense.

usually dry is more expensive because it's more processed but if you say it's cheaper where you live, that's fine.

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Black pepper. Salt optional.

Str8 Mrs. Dash and pepper.

It has less fat because the liquid fat content is squeezed out. Then you add fresh liquid fat when you introduce the milk.

Holy fuck I'm laughing. Jow Forums is an ensemble of retards giving each other retard advice.

Depends on if you like spice.
Crushed black pepper and paprika or Valentina hot sauce is my favorite way to adulter cottage cheese.

Kek

>No

Salt, pepper, sunflower seeds

This + cranberries

>try to buy cottage cheese or Greek yogurt
>they're all reduced/nonfat
Why does this keep happening? Do normalfags actually think dietary fat = body fat?

Normal fags do

I prefer the low/nonfat so I can get my fat from my other dietary sources (seeds, nuts, meats, etc)

lol

stevia

I eat it as a side dish to my chicken, eggs, oats, or in a sandwich.

cottage cheese is so fucking disgusting man, I will never understand this mysterious food. literally nothing you add will make it good.

honey and blueberries and apples

>this many people actually flavoring cottage cheese
KYS everyone ITT RIGHT NOW

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literally pls go back to plebbit or wherever tf u came from. do yall have such specific palates that you have to "spice up" a perfectly good tasting standalone thing with muh berries, muh honey, muh cinnamon, muh sugar-additive-whatever ? you have the taste palates of 5 year olds

yes pls

Did your father beat you or something there buddy? You seem pretty mad

no wtf. I just hate seeing Jow Forums become as pussy tier as some of the reddit threads
>"oMg hOW Do YOu mAKe OatmEal taSte gOoD??" and all those mandatory
>"just add a bunch of sugar/apples/peanutbutter/etc else u wont stand it hehe"

agree with the posters taste shaming you but slivered almonds and a berry of your choice will improve texture but also your macros, who can argue with that

if you cant eat 500g cottage cheese daily without whining than you wont make it

chase it down with milk