Here is mine
>late at night,only me and some other dude I dont know very well
>relaxing in between sets,browsing Jow Forums
>he comes walking in my direction
>pleasejustleavemealoneandletmeworkout.png
>comes up to me
>asks me if im feeling fit
>"uh yeah"
>asks me if im lucky
>tell him how I am not feeling particulary lucky at the moment
>he turns a 360 and leaves
Was some psycho shit for real
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it was weird to read that’s for sure
>be me
>leaning on rage between sets
>look over and see another guy
>he’s looking right at me
>I smile to relieve the tension
>he immediately smiles back
>I laugh
>he laughs
>I look away and so does he
>oh shit this is weird
>does he like me or something?
>tfw I’m not even gay
>look back up and he’s looking at me again
>both out faces are serious
>fuck it
>I walk towards him
>he’s walking towards me
>oh fuck am I gonna do this
>I’m gonna do it
>walk into mirror
Ive posted about it before but theres always this butch lesbian chick who follows me around the gym. If i move to the squat rack, she moves next to it. If im doing abs by the rowing machne, guess who is now using the rowing machine. Its annoying cause its a smallish gym, and there are mirrors and windows everywhere so i can see her watching where i go to move.
Why does she do it? Does she like you? Converting a lesbian, if she’s attractive, is one of my fantasies
No clue, i dont like to talk to people when i work out. Its not a coincidence cause it happens every time we workout at the same time, no matter what im doing or if my workout is going slow or fast. Shits annoying.
maybe she wants to look like you. might be on her ideal grid
that was nice
Fuck i hope not, she’s like a 5’5” 120lb chick. If she wants to look like me than i cant be jacked enough
>asks me if im feeling fit
He was asking if you frequented this board. A few years ago, it was a meme to ask people at the gym "feelin' fit, buddy?" if you thought they were Jow Forums users. That autist is probably reading this thread now.
you must return
Your autism notwithstanding, there aren't that many women who are 100% lesbian. It's entirely possible you are a man she finds attractive. Or it could be that your her gym nemesis, and she's getting close to throw off your workout and steal your gains.
>a few years ago
You have to go
Perhaps you're autistic and she's not a lesbian user.
Ask her out
First started lifting at my campus gym in a weight training class. This gym was small and crowded, even if there weren’t many people just the way equipment was placed made things cramped. After I’d been in other gyms I realized what went down there wasn’t the norm. Imagine all the shitty gym behaviors, but amplified by a lot. Someone would try stealing a plate nearly every set instead of just once in a while. Don’t get me wrong, you could still ask for spots and shit, there were just a lot of dyel faggots who thought the owner the place. Dumb cardio bunnies came into the already cramped freeweight section (size of medium bedroom) just to lazily meme exercise for 1 set and then take their mirror selfies. One asked me to help her move a bench. Just the bench, it didn’t have the bar/plate holder attached. I wasn’t sure if she was serious so I said no and she tried moving it without using the wheels, like she tried dragging it flat against the ground. Another time this skelly freshmen came up to me while I was doing diddlys and bitched at me 3 sets in. “Are you almost done?” “Yeah bro 2 more sets” “well hurry the fuck up other people want to use those weights” and then he stood there arms crossed watching me lift. I ended up losing count to do an extra 5 sets and 5 minutes rrstbin between (wore myself out but it was worth it) to make him wait.
But weirdest of all was the gyms rules. They didn’t allow you to use phones in the weight area. No music, no texting. They claimed it was a safety hazard, but I knew that was bullshit. I’m pretty sure someone from here got caught taking pics of thots and one complained at some point.
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That was retarded and gay
I saw that coming from a mile away
It was such a pain to read to myself
you really need to neck yourself
>Big boomer manlet (I don’t mean the 30 year old boomer meme, I mean an actual boomer) who’s obviously roiding and juiced out of his mind is walking around the gym giving advice to everybody.
>He’d do a few sets and then just kind of walk around the gym checking everybodies form.
>He was particularly aggressive when he gave advice to chicks.
>It was clear everybody just wanted him to fuck off but nobody had the balls to ignore his advice.
>I’m doing chest flies on a bench and when I finish around my 3rd set I see him walking up to me.
>Fantastic.
>Keep in mind I have some decent size (6’ 0” 215lbs. 15% bf).
>“Hey buddy can I give you a quick tip?”. >I ignore him and act like he was talking to somebody else.
>He gets closer to me.
>“Hey buddy, you want a quick tip?”. >Finally, I just unenthusiastically say “What’s that?”
>“You’re putting a lot of stress on your shoulders by going so deep, you should go like halfway. You could have to get shoulder surgery if you keep going that deep.”
>So wtf, I’m supposed to half rep this shit like some panzy ass?
>I just say “Thanks but I think everything has a risk for injury. I feel the deeper I go I get more of a full pump. It’s better to get the full range of motion.”
>He gives me the biggest grin ever and just says “Alright, just letting you know man.”
>On the outside he tried to play it off like he wasn’t upset that I didn’t take his advice.
>But I could tell he was screaming on the inside.
Do you live in San Francisco?
Nigga
>live in north east england
>be in the gym
>DYEL that fucking stinks of BO doing none stop curls
>60 year old barrel chested geordie gym regular walks in
>shouts "FUCKING HELL WHO STINKS IN HERE"
>walks up to each person one by one including me, gives them a good smell and goes "not ye"
>goes up to putrid dyel and starts laughing while telling him he needs a shower and goes on about how much he stinks for about 10mins
>30 mins later goes up to him again and starts lecturing him on curl form
The problem is she is a solid 5*/10 right. Decent body, no good face. Not bad for a fwb or one and done right? But I go to school in the middle of buttfuck nowhere, and i swear to god there are no attractive women here. So numbers start to shift up the longer your here. So she's a 5/10 up here, but if i went back to my home city, she'd maybe be a 3/10. I have standards.
>at gym
>working up on DL
>lady comes up to me
>pls dont talk I'm trying to concentrate
>"that's a lot of weight. You look really good"
>"t-thanks"
>"I'm making a roast for dinner. Make sure you're there"
>"o-okay"
>"do you want me to pick you up?"
>"no mom just go I'm trying to workout"
It’s always a fucking boomer
Walked in on the gym wizard doing alchemy in the steam room once. Shit was weird as fuck
Fucking kek
The north is worse than London