You've just been convicted and sentenced to 10 years in prison. You, by some magical faggot...

For the country with the largest prison population in the world, americans seem to lack basic prison culture. And that's coming from a russian.

Dutch Giant

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>LE WHITE BOIS
>MALE FLESH POUNDING BRO DEM WITE BOIS GETTING FUCKED

Lmao at this shit, americans are literally obsessed with interracial gay shit.

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Please explain what basic prison culture is.

Holy mother of mog

You either committed securities fraud or were in Norway.

It's similar to a caste system, based on your position in the outside world, financial situation and what crimes you've committed. Basically there is a caste that are delegated rape-toys, but people usually sign up voluntarily, trying to get better life. It's, of course, a lot more complicated. There are a few good youtube channels that cover that topic.
youtu.be/MVCgPPKhujQ

>what if you’re just fat?
You better hope you don't get locked up. A fat ass and titties in prison makes you prime meat.

We are talking about American rape factories.

This made me hate my life less

I would pick Ronaldo. But I'm gay and would love to be a prison fuck toy. haha.

Cristiano Ronaldo is 6'3. That's pretty tall, I don't like his minecraft face or his persona in general but I'll take that over being a giant plus I have no interest in training for strongman

good luck maintaining thors body in prison on a prison diet and without roids

left lulu
OH SAYYY CANNN YYOUUU SEEEE

You could say the same for the right

body on the right is totally emaciated

just about right for tyrone, made to be enriched

Ronaldo is just 1/2/3/4 with very low bf from his 5 hours a day of cardio. Very obtainable without roids.

Ronaldo is 100% on roids though

>implying, I, a white upper middle class college educated male, would be sent to a maximum security prison
>implying that I wouldn't immediately try to kill myself to be put under protective solitary away from the giga-niggas

>literal best performer in the most popular sport ever
>not on roids

that article literally says that black guy in your pic was a former marine that took a stand AGAINST rape

Yes you retard, read what I wrote. You should pray he is your cell mate. This man is holier than any catholic saint as far as I’m concerned.

/this

>halfthor
>half
lol

Ronaldo is like 6’2 and full of muscle
Do you really think he would get raped in prison?

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Jesus christ what a mog

He is a prettyboi, so yes

Yep, I know Messi is natty.

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Could you even maintain the body on the left in prison? Most prisons don't have weights anymore and you probably won't get enough calories.

Right. Left is a walking target and additionally isn't built for endurance/fighting.

I mean, strength isn't as much of a key component in football.

He is European
He doesn’t have to deal with the piece of shit American penitentiary system

Prime meat for bullying and titfucks sure, but your asshole is gonna be safe if its literally covered with a thick hide of 8+ inches of fat and you're too heavy to move and flip over after getting choked out. You'd literally only get your asshole tickled at best by the biggest of cocks that are likely to be in there. Penetration isnt even on the table. Boogie mode is safe mode when it comes to anal rape.

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Yeah ikr. Lance armstrong what a retard

Yes because Jamal is 6’6, full of muscle and a Fuck ton a fat from drinking soda with every fuckin meal for the past 25 years, his weight alone would be a challenge to hold back, now back that fat up with muscle from training in the yard and your ass is ooga booga’d.

you really don't know what you're talking about do you. the biggest dude on a cell block would probably only be 6'2. any taller than that is lanklet territory and they don't have any leverage in prison.

This shit again, sure in a sanctioned, referee mma or boxing fight with rounds, similar body weights and rules applying to both hafthor is not optimal for fighting, but when it comes to fending off Jamal the hood rat from trying to choke you out so he can fuck your asshole, left is the best choice

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left one

t. Never lived around urban niggers

ronaldo couldn't fight off three robust 6'4" BBC gangbangers in the showers

Blacks can't fight, they have poor fine motor control, visual acuity, and strategic thinking.

no i've just been to jail for a night and observed the demographics. biggest guy was around 6'2 and tallest was 6'5. 6'2 guy was far more intimidating.

Jail is the same as a maximum butt fuck central American prison

what you think there's really that much of a difference? nigs in jail vs nigs in prison it's gunna be the same distribution of genes.

>gets cornered in his 9’ x 10’ prison cell by a silverback in heat.
>I’m sure to win due to my superior strategic thinking

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>from my single night spent in a local jail I know enough a prison cell block in a federal prison and demographics I would see there.

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Girls can suck his dick standing up

I know absolutely no Russian so this was very dissapointing as Ive always found Russian prison gangs to be very interesting. I'll try to find some English videos later.

And this is why prison gangs like AB exist

He would probably invite a challenge as he's clearly a manicured sis, not "tough" muscle but rather glam muscle. Some 6'4 strongfat would wipe the floor with him.

I’ve been locked up 3 times. It’s nothing like what you think it is.

It is as far as it being a lot of niggers, but you’re not going to get raped unless you’re openly gay, a child molester, a rape charge, or are like 5’11 150 lbs. or if you piss someone off.

If you keep to yourself no ones gonna mess with you. You’ll probably get tested but as long as you’re not a little bitch and stand up for yourself you’ll be left alone.

6’6 320 pound Jamal will respect you if you don’t hesitate to throw the first punch.

Even when you inevitability get ganged up on, if you fight and NOT SNITCH you’ll be respected to some degree and left alone for the most part.


> tl;dr don’t be a skinny low T 5’11 twinkboy

AB does just as much raping as any other prison gangs you dumbfuck

audible kek

Is sleeping with a shiv a good idea or will that end badly

I meant this is why whites form gangs, blacks form gangs, in nature races are more likely to victimize one another than one of their own so this is the first line of tribalism

maybe stop getting caught dumbass

It’s a good idea except if you get caught it’s extra charges and solitary. Plus are you really going to stab someone and potentially catch a murder charge? If you stab someone and they stay in the same pod, you’d better roll out bc people hold grudges.


What I did was put a lock in a sock. It will definitely do the job.

Left.

we're talking about prison in america. so we arent just talking about niggers, we are talking about the worst of the worst niggers. all aggression, all the time, no shame.

>tfw 110lbs white boy
i wish i had a black prison roommate that'd kiss me in my mouth and treat me like i'm his little girlfriend

Right. Guys will enjoy fucking it more.

He already roleplays that with his moroccan boyfriend