You've just been convicted and sentenced to 10 years in prison. You, by some magical faggot, have been gifted with the choice of one body from pic related.
Which do you choose?
You've just been convicted and sentenced to 10 years in prison. You, by some magical faggot...
Easton Turner
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Ryan White
Easy choice of left. Becoming a skinny twink lean fairy is effortless but the strongest man who ever lived is a real prize.
Dominic Hughes
You would have to be utterly retarded not to pick Halfthor...
This is what happens to normal-sized white people in prison:
>When I was in one particular prison here in Arizona, every single night someone was getting raped. All night long, I heard male flesh pounding against male flesh, guys getting fucked up the ass. Anyone who couldn't fight back was game. The rapists were the size of apes. They'd put the victim in a chokehold to make them unconscious. Regular guys—not homosexuals—were getting punked and were scared to admit it. I also saw big guys kissing little white boys on the lips and neck like they were women. Gang members would sometimes hold someone down and stick things in his ass—stuff like cans, soda bottles, shampoo bottles, broom handles, or metal shanks.
Pray pic related is your cell mate.
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Ryder Evans
left
Michael Campbell
obviously manlet messi, i want to be able to go out from prison, and for roidmountain, the time will come in those 10 years
Kevin Martin
>fuccboi or the mountain
tough one
Matthew Thomas
Hafthor since nobody would bother me.
Aiden Clark
>mutts
Also, what if you’re just fat? How could you even rape boogie? He’d probably be safer than hafthor
Nicholas Phillips
I'll choose the dyel so I can lay low and cause I don't want to get shanked by some bipolar retard
Evan King
Not all prisons are like this. When i were in for 8 years we used to have campfires and people playing guitars in the courtyard, damn i miss that place.
Dylan Robinson
For the country with the largest prison population in the world, americans seem to lack basic prison culture. And that's coming from a russian.
Jonathan Jackson
Dutch Giant
Robert Ross
>LE WHITE BOIS
>MALE FLESH POUNDING BRO DEM WITE BOIS GETTING FUCKED
Lmao at this shit, americans are literally obsessed with interracial gay shit.
Justin James
Levi Jones
Please explain what basic prison culture is.
Liam Smith
Holy mother of mog
Christian Brown
You either committed securities fraud or were in Norway.
Jackson Perez
It's similar to a caste system, based on your position in the outside world, financial situation and what crimes you've committed. Basically there is a caste that are delegated rape-toys, but people usually sign up voluntarily, trying to get better life. It's, of course, a lot more complicated. There are a few good youtube channels that cover that topic.
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Ian Morris
>what if you’re just fat?
You better hope you don't get locked up. A fat ass and titties in prison makes you prime meat.
Xavier Scott
We are talking about American rape factories.
Austin Torres
This made me hate my life less
Carter Myers
I would pick Ronaldo. But I'm gay and would love to be a prison fuck toy. haha.
Luis Jenkins
Cristiano Ronaldo is 6'3. That's pretty tall, I don't like his minecraft face or his persona in general but I'll take that over being a giant plus I have no interest in training for strongman
Wyatt Lee
good luck maintaining thors body in prison on a prison diet and without roids
Elijah Sullivan
left lulu
OH SAYYY CANNN YYOUUU SEEEE
Caleb Garcia
You could say the same for the right
Jose Peterson
body on the right is totally emaciated
Alexander Phillips
just about right for tyrone, made to be enriched
Wyatt Richardson
Ronaldo is just 1/2/3/4 with very low bf from his 5 hours a day of cardio. Very obtainable without roids.
Gavin Rodriguez
Ronaldo is 100% on roids though
William Butler
>implying, I, a white upper middle class college educated male, would be sent to a maximum security prison
>implying that I wouldn't immediately try to kill myself to be put under protective solitary away from the giga-niggas
Josiah Adams
>literal best performer in the most popular sport ever
>not on roids
Juan Roberts
that article literally says that black guy in your pic was a former marine that took a stand AGAINST rape
Austin Robinson
Yes you retard, read what I wrote. You should pray he is your cell mate. This man is holier than any catholic saint as far as I’m concerned.
Caleb Stewart
/this
Cooper Peterson
>halfthor
>half
lol
Ryder Campbell
Ronaldo is like 6’2 and full of muscle
Do you really think he would get raped in prison?
Jack Gray
Jesus christ what a mog
Juan Cruz
He is a prettyboi, so yes
Alexander White
Yep, I know Messi is natty.
Noah Mitchell
Could you even maintain the body on the left in prison? Most prisons don't have weights anymore and you probably won't get enough calories.
Luke Reed
Right. Left is a walking target and additionally isn't built for endurance/fighting.
James Perry
I mean, strength isn't as much of a key component in football.
Aiden Perez
He is European
He doesn’t have to deal with the piece of shit American penitentiary system
Tyler Roberts
Prime meat for bullying and titfucks sure, but your asshole is gonna be safe if its literally covered with a thick hide of 8+ inches of fat and you're too heavy to move and flip over after getting choked out. You'd literally only get your asshole tickled at best by the biggest of cocks that are likely to be in there. Penetration isnt even on the table. Boogie mode is safe mode when it comes to anal rape.
Ayden Lee
Yeah ikr. Lance armstrong what a retard
Eli Smith
Yes because Jamal is 6’6, full of muscle and a Fuck ton a fat from drinking soda with every fuckin meal for the past 25 years, his weight alone would be a challenge to hold back, now back that fat up with muscle from training in the yard and your ass is ooga booga’d.
Liam Collins
you really don't know what you're talking about do you. the biggest dude on a cell block would probably only be 6'2. any taller than that is lanklet territory and they don't have any leverage in prison.
Carter Stewart
This shit again, sure in a sanctioned, referee mma or boxing fight with rounds, similar body weights and rules applying to both hafthor is not optimal for fighting, but when it comes to fending off Jamal the hood rat from trying to choke you out so he can fuck your asshole, left is the best choice
Luke Smith
left one
Anthony Morgan
t. Never lived around urban niggers
Jayden Torres
ronaldo couldn't fight off three robust 6'4" BBC gangbangers in the showers
John Carter
Blacks can't fight, they have poor fine motor control, visual acuity, and strategic thinking.
Owen Clark
no i've just been to jail for a night and observed the demographics. biggest guy was around 6'2 and tallest was 6'5. 6'2 guy was far more intimidating.
Kayden Lopez
Jail is the same as a maximum butt fuck central American prison
Benjamin Brown
what you think there's really that much of a difference? nigs in jail vs nigs in prison it's gunna be the same distribution of genes.
Andrew Wright
>gets cornered in his 9’ x 10’ prison cell by a silverback in heat.
>I’m sure to win due to my superior strategic thinking
Aaron Taylor
>from my single night spent in a local jail I know enough a prison cell block in a federal prison and demographics I would see there.
Benjamin Walker
Girls can suck his dick standing up
Justin Bailey
I know absolutely no Russian so this was very dissapointing as Ive always found Russian prison gangs to be very interesting. I'll try to find some English videos later.
Nolan Carter
And this is why prison gangs like AB exist
Logan Moore
He would probably invite a challenge as he's clearly a manicured sis, not "tough" muscle but rather glam muscle. Some 6'4 strongfat would wipe the floor with him.
Leo Cook
I’ve been locked up 3 times. It’s nothing like what you think it is.
It is as far as it being a lot of niggers, but you’re not going to get raped unless you’re openly gay, a child molester, a rape charge, or are like 5’11 150 lbs. or if you piss someone off.
If you keep to yourself no ones gonna mess with you. You’ll probably get tested but as long as you’re not a little bitch and stand up for yourself you’ll be left alone.
6’6 320 pound Jamal will respect you if you don’t hesitate to throw the first punch.
Even when you inevitability get ganged up on, if you fight and NOT SNITCH you’ll be respected to some degree and left alone for the most part.
> tl;dr don’t be a skinny low T 5’11 twinkboy
Benjamin Moore
AB does just as much raping as any other prison gangs you dumbfuck
Gavin Nelson
audible kek
Parker Morgan
Is sleeping with a shiv a good idea or will that end badly
John Martinez
I meant this is why whites form gangs, blacks form gangs, in nature races are more likely to victimize one another than one of their own so this is the first line of tribalism
Tyler Allen
maybe stop getting caught dumbass
Elijah Jackson
It’s a good idea except if you get caught it’s extra charges and solitary. Plus are you really going to stab someone and potentially catch a murder charge? If you stab someone and they stay in the same pod, you’d better roll out bc people hold grudges.
What I did was put a lock in a sock. It will definitely do the job.
Jackson Hernandez
Left.
Thomas Green
we're talking about prison in america. so we arent just talking about niggers, we are talking about the worst of the worst niggers. all aggression, all the time, no shame.
Ayden Green
>tfw 110lbs white boy
i wish i had a black prison roommate that'd kiss me in my mouth and treat me like i'm his little girlfriend
Jack Adams
Right. Guys will enjoy fucking it more.
Robert Gray
He already roleplays that with his moroccan boyfriend