"Hola guapo, como estas?"

>"Hola guapo, como estas?"

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Bien senorita..quieres montar mi cara?

S-sorry thanks I mean hi

Seems like a lot less brap posting here so I just wanted to say
BRRRRAAAAAAPPPPPPPP

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Yeah yeah, dos cervesza senorita

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Molto bene, grazie. Come state?

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Y tu, gracias.

To be honest with you ladies, it's been a rough couple of weeks. Alison has been stuck on my mind again and I don't know how to get over it. I've been dating and flirting and all that, but it's like there's a filter or a barrier in the way now. Nothing compares. I'm wondering if maybe I'm stuck in a self-imposed cycle of "nothing's good enough" but it's never happened like that with other women. Thanks for listening, but here's my Uber. Have a nice night.

Is that jazz?

I don't speak injun.

bien y ustedes ? sale trio ? :p

I am going go impregnate both of you before moving to the alps and living as a hermit

Good, how much?

Estoy bien mami, estas conmigo por la noche

One of the reasons I started learning Spanish was for the girls

Como estas putas? Jaja juss keeding Senoritas. But seriously, quires comer mi burrito?

y-you too

>estas
Ustedes me llamen solamente usted, coñitas tontad

>"y tu t-tambien"

I seriously thought this was going to be an Alison transmission joke when I saw the name.

Kek

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Sorry ladies I don't have any guacamole

Checked those digits for you sir

>50135310
jej

I don't speak mexican

why'd she get those terrible fake tits

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senorita la burita siii sii senorita
tacosito in burito sii siii senorita
she wants taco and burito siii sii senorita

ENGLISH ONLY

U.S.A.

ENGLISH ONLY

U.S.A.

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A ELLA LE GUSTA LA GASOLINA