>"Hola guapo, como estas?"
"Hola guapo, como estas?"
Bien senorita..quieres montar mi cara?
S-sorry thanks I mean hi
Seems like a lot less brap posting here so I just wanted to say
BRRRRAAAAAAPPPPPPPP
Yeah yeah, dos cervesza senorita
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Molto bene, grazie. Come state?
Y tu, gracias.
To be honest with you ladies, it's been a rough couple of weeks. Alison has been stuck on my mind again and I don't know how to get over it. I've been dating and flirting and all that, but it's like there's a filter or a barrier in the way now. Nothing compares. I'm wondering if maybe I'm stuck in a self-imposed cycle of "nothing's good enough" but it's never happened like that with other women. Thanks for listening, but here's my Uber. Have a nice night.
Is that jazz?
I don't speak injun.
bien y ustedes ? sale trio ? :p
I am going go impregnate both of you before moving to the alps and living as a hermit
Good, how much?
Estoy bien mami, estas conmigo por la noche
One of the reasons I started learning Spanish was for the girls
Como estas putas? Jaja juss keeding Senoritas. But seriously, quires comer mi burrito?
y-you too
>estas
Ustedes me llamen solamente usted, coƱitas tontad
>"y tu t-tambien"
I seriously thought this was going to be an Alison transmission joke when I saw the name.
Kek
Sorry ladies I don't have any guacamole
Checked those digits for you sir
>50135310
jej
I don't speak mexican
why'd she get those terrible fake tits
senorita la burita siii sii senorita
tacosito in burito sii siii senorita
she wants taco and burito siii sii senorita
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