>i lost my virginity to an escort
>i regret it
I lost my virginity to an escort
Nathan Wilson
Leo Russell
>lost my virginity to a sorority girl
>she didn't even text me back
Bentley Sanchez
>putting your most prized possession into a pulsating wet hole
Why?
Kevin Collins
Don't worry bro it doesn't really count
Ethan Brooks
Same, but only because I started thinking about the escort and pretty sure she wasn't of age.
Hunter Davis
because it feels good?
that was last year though, numerous other "pulsating wet holes" have come and gone since
her sorority isn't even that fucking good they pair with phi psi for god's sake
David Mitchell
>lost my virginity about 15 years ago to a hookup I had to talk her into for months
>she was a virgin hunter
>ghosted me after because I was so bad
Charles Russell
>Haven't lost my virginity
Noah Campbell
i had the opposite experience
I don't think she was that experienced either, but I just started going as deep as I possibly could until her eyes started to roll back, and every time I did that she would like involuntarily cry and whimper. having that kind of control over a girl is such an amazing feeling
Michael Bailey
>because i never lose
orig
James Jenkins
same bro. I would honestly rather have just stayed a virgin had i known i was gonna find the love of my life years later. And the prozzie was way older than me too :(
Carter Williams
I wish I could do that, but my dick isn't exactly big, and she told me of the many, many sexual experiences she had. Wasn't into meeting me in person until I told her I was a virgin. She made plans with me to meet up and fuck that weekend. She was a fair bit smaller than me, so I got to manhandle her around a bit, eat that pussy, leave handprints on her titties and some hickeys and bitemarks on her neck and shoulders, but once it came time to stick my weewee inside her, I completely lost my erection no less than 6 times and by then the primal energy had worn off and she just looked bored. Managed to get hard in a final effort before giving up and stuck her as deep as I could. puss was pretty and surprisingly tight even on my small one, but she just kind of laid there and I pumped her out for awhile, then just pulled out and said I came. We cuddled for ab it, then she hopped up, got dressed and left. I've felt empty and hollow before but after that it was worse then usual, and I still think about it to this day and it makes me feel shitty and worthless. A piece of myself is gone and I can't get it back.
Blake Ramirez
Ohhhhh so she just wanted your virginity. that's a shame.
Its okay user, we'll make it at some point.
Evan Lopez
>we'll make it at some point
No we won't user. We're doomed to be alone now. Our precious virgin essence stolen. We're used goods that wouldn't even sell in the clearance isle.
Asher Bennett
Yeah, because that's what girls value in men. Total lack of experience.
Caleb Davis
I have a bear coming over tonight to take my buhymen and it will be free I'm not nervous about and I'm a twink he has a nice cock
Levi Brooks
I'll never throw it away for a prostitute. I don't know why you would ever consider it.
Liam Martin
Some girls, yes.
Chase Foster
why?
originally comment
Jackson Cruz
>first in class to lose virginity
>to someone 40 years older than me
>now incel
guess slow and steady really does win the race
wonder if ms anderson is still alive
Jeremiah Ross
>i lost my virginity to an escort
>don't regret it one bit, actually did it again
Austin Adams
>wasted first kiss on a 4/10 drunk roastie
>wasted virginity on a 5/10 roastie who dumped me soon after
Nathan Edwards
>lost my virginity to a 3/10 fat slut
I was happy at the moment but I feel sick everytime I remember it
Bentley Mitchell
>lost my virginity to innocent adolescent love
>no regret here
Logan Stewart
>ywn lose your virginity to a innocent adolescent love
>ywn even have an innocent adolescent love
Mason Thompson
it's never too late to recapture the past user
Sebastian Moore
Not going to lie, it was so blissful it feels like another lifetime ago
Aaron Rivera
shut the fuck up you fucking idiot the escort I lost my virginity to was the same one my dad fucked and he actually knew I was going to fuck her but didn't tell me anything and made me think my experience was genuine then casually told me he fucked her months later, the girl also fucking cried before she fucked me and her pimp had to calm her down and I'm completely indifferent to it all, once you reach a certain point in life you cease giving absolutely any fuck whatsoever and do not react to anything no matter how absurd bizarre sick and twisted even if it happens to you you fucking faggot, god such fucking sheltered weak little twats