What do you lift for Jow Forums?
What do you lift for Jow Forums?
William Roberts
Ayden Thompson
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Elijah Morales
For him
Angel Wood
To not be weak
Jeremiah Harris
I lift for God, and to serve his chosen people (the great Jewish tribes)
Elijah Young
So I get overconfident, bench press to much and get crushed by the weights.
Camden Cook
I become suicidal if i don't. So i guess i lift for myself.
Anthony Brown
what a trailer. one of the best. shit fucking garbage game. I lift for.. I don't know anymore I just want to feel something.
Daniel White
Myself. Doing anything whatsoever for others is pathetic and laughable.
Dominic Hernandez
To look more attractive
Jacob Thomas
based koreshposter
Xavier Taylor
I lift so am not seen as a ghost just for using sunscreen everyday and having sensitive skin
Blake Myers
I EAT ROCK
John Hernandez
Jesus and Hitler
They cheer me on with every rep
Cooper Brown
To fight the devil himself
Kevin Butler
My peenus weenus of course!
Justin Hill
idk
Eli Carter
Striving for Perfection
Jacob Powell
Muh blak wimminz
Dominic Lewis
I lift because I wanna be a hero
Grayson Gray
Seriously, fuck you
Nicholas Myers
yeah I know... the trailer got me hyped af, but when I saw the gameplay i knew it would be shit.. I mean, even the voice acting was shit..
Logan Rodriguez
kek
Christopher Rodriguez
Times gonna pass anyways, might as well live as a sick cunt.
Dylan Martin
I want to be able to beat the living shit out of anybody and intimidate strangers
Daniel Ross
The Dark Lord
Lucas Brown
i lift not for her, but to forget her.
Easton Evans
My wife, of course!
Aaron Rivera
Mai waifu, Lancia.
Based.
Jack Perry
to feel good about myself
Ryan Sanders
I am taking a break because lifting has left my house a damn mess, and I haven't read a damn book in months.
When I do lift, I lift for the glances. It's validating, however fleeting.
Robert Sanders
So when I look in the mirror I feel pride and not disgust
Jace Powell
I want to become strong and finally earn my dad’s respect
Jack Williams
A couple reasons.
Health, discipline, and fun are probably the three main reasons. After that, because my gf likes muscle and I like being fit as well. Lifting is also way more fun than cardio, I guess.
Camden Gray
Dominic Harris
how the fuck did you think the movie was going to end, you stupid faggot?
Andrew Smith
Why do you keep spamming this thread?
James Martinez
gf and ancestors
Logan Williams
Fiance broke up with me, needed something to fixate on. I stopped working out for like 2 years and started again a month ago. About to surpass old PRs, feelsgood.
William Davis
i lift for fun
before i did barbell lifts i had to drag myself to the gym, and skipped a lot of days. but something about studying form, balancing the bar, and slow progression makes it interesting and fun.
Jordan Bailey
This is the 4th time today you've made this thread
do you actually lift?
Ryder Jones
Mostly so that if I were to ever get into a fight I maybe have a chance, so myself, and the weird fantasy of kicking someone's ass
Daniel Wright
To kill every wojakfag on this board
Hudson Roberts
This but for "lift for" and "face>muscles" posters
Robots in general should go up against the wall
Evan Roberts
For strength, for conquest and for the coming glory.
Ryan Taylor
Nolan Allen
You're a piece of shit bro.
Jayden Lopez
For this bird
Noah Perez
I lift to feed my ego
Liam Myers
to over head press a cute boy over my head and suck him off uwu
Jeremiah Jenkins
>hahaha I love capeshit bing bing wahoo!
castrate yourselves
Brandon Barnes
>dont like my uni course
>no friends let alone a gf
>still live with parents
>depressed all the time, stopped giving a shit
Lifting is the only thing that makes me feel good about myself
Nathan Brown
My oneitis
John Brown
based
Christopher Morgan
jej
Daniel Torres
To pro wrestle
Oliver Ramirez
Retard. Enjoy your onions
Tyler Barnes
Supply and demand.
Lucas Davis
To beat the shit out of faggots like op
Also fuck Jannies, banning me twice for calling out pedophile trannies, this is why we hate you
Jacob Long
Timmy.
Jacob Cooper
>The bad guy dies in a superhero movie
Now I can't enjoy the movie grr >:(
Hudson Bell
What movie is this? Is this Spiderman?
Logan Perry
maybe they banned you for offtopic. Many cases with hot heads like you. You are not in bar but on internet your muscles and skill means nothing here. Either think or perish like dog. lmaoing at your life fag.
Joseph Morgan
It's anime for losers.
Austin Lewis
Off topic is just an excuse for anything j*nnoids don’t like
This thread is off topic and it’s the 4th lift for thread made today
Jack Nelson
Not offtopic. you are just deranged animal without any proper thought. Calm down okay sweetie poopie?
Charles Rodriguez
You sound like a dyel and a redditor
Not much of a surprise coming from someone who licks the j*nnies boot
Ryan Bailey
I can crush your like cockroach 1vs1 me maggot. I have trained over 500 milion years in my head.
Camden Lee
Post body and timestamp
Isaac Carter
Complaining about your short little vacation from shitposting is poor taste.
Take a step back user, nobody cares.
Robert Barnes
No *owned you again like fag*
Hudson Martin
My mother-goddess
Adam Morris
>WAAAAH
>stop mocking the janitor!
>he works really hard!
Parker Morales
I lift because I know life is fleeting and I want to keep a stunning body for as long as possible. Also because it helps me fuck bitches I meet in the hot tub over the summer. Also because it keeps my test sky high. Also because I enjoy it. Also because it clears my head
Jackson Murphy
>gets dabbed on by janny
>in the same breath wishes he was a janny so he could prune 'why do you lift' threads.
Twiggy detected.
Nathaniel Evans
>sucks off janny
>does it for free
>le boogeyman
Redditor dyel detected
Luis Ramirez
Robert Johnson
Hides my autism to an extent.
Brody Rodriguez
Redditors love the janny
They worship them because they think they won’t get banned
Jacob Myers
Anyone else walk out of the theater when Thanos lost?
Logan Gutierrez
>twiggy thinks he is a boogeyman to anybody
Not with your stick arms buddy.
Austin Edwards
y-you guys...
Jaxson Wright
>rent free
Do you like your boots plain or with condiments?
Also post your arm
Logan Lopez
I haven't been to the gym in almost 2 months because I hate myself I guess. sometimes what motivation I have left just completely evaporates and I can barely get out of bed
Jonathan Parker
Nice.
Angel Torres
For me, it's lifting for getting rejected by coalburner thots.
Ayden Russell
Austin Brown
Lifting for me and to be an asshole to thots.
Christian Garcia
It's very fun desu senpai
Jack Lee
How 2
Ayden Jones
This
How to
William Perez
not op but it's easy. When you are hto enough and fit enough, the hot girls at the bar or wherever mire you then expect you to get their numbers. But you just have to smile at them, walk toward them like you're gonna chat them up all confident, then walk past them. It's hilarious
Tyler Smith
They sometimes get heckin sad
Juan Long
WHAT AM I LIFTING FOR???!!!
Chase Howard
To get my oneitis MILFu to like me
Dominic Ward
Haha lol just walk past them
That’ll show em
Hunter Wood
I have no idea, someone just handed me these weights and walked away.
Xavier Walker
i want to lift so i can finally look at myself and like what i see. also i unironically want to attract other guys.
Connor Williams
I lift for the Bleachkrieg
Michael Ward
For my capo's smile.