What do you lift for Jow Forums?
What do you lift for Jow Forums?
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For him
To not be weak
I lift for God, and to serve his chosen people (the great Jewish tribes)
So I get overconfident, bench press to much and get crushed by the weights.
I become suicidal if i don't. So i guess i lift for myself.
what a trailer. one of the best. shit fucking garbage game. I lift for.. I don't know anymore I just want to feel something.
Myself. Doing anything whatsoever for others is pathetic and laughable.
To look more attractive
based koreshposter
I lift so am not seen as a ghost just for using sunscreen everyday and having sensitive skin
I EAT ROCK
Jesus and Hitler
They cheer me on with every rep
To fight the devil himself
My peenus weenus of course!
idk
Striving for Perfection
Muh blak wimminz
I lift because I wanna be a hero
Seriously, fuck you
yeah I know... the trailer got me hyped af, but when I saw the gameplay i knew it would be shit.. I mean, even the voice acting was shit..
kek
Times gonna pass anyways, might as well live as a sick cunt.
I want to be able to beat the living shit out of anybody and intimidate strangers
The Dark Lord
i lift not for her, but to forget her.
My wife, of course!
Mai waifu, Lancia.
Based.
to feel good about myself
I am taking a break because lifting has left my house a damn mess, and I haven't read a damn book in months.
When I do lift, I lift for the glances. It's validating, however fleeting.
So when I look in the mirror I feel pride and not disgust
I want to become strong and finally earn my dad’s respect
A couple reasons.
Health, discipline, and fun are probably the three main reasons. After that, because my gf likes muscle and I like being fit as well. Lifting is also way more fun than cardio, I guess.
how the fuck did you think the movie was going to end, you stupid faggot?
Why do you keep spamming this thread?
gf and ancestors
Fiance broke up with me, needed something to fixate on. I stopped working out for like 2 years and started again a month ago. About to surpass old PRs, feelsgood.
i lift for fun
before i did barbell lifts i had to drag myself to the gym, and skipped a lot of days. but something about studying form, balancing the bar, and slow progression makes it interesting and fun.
This is the 4th time today you've made this thread
do you actually lift?
Mostly so that if I were to ever get into a fight I maybe have a chance, so myself, and the weird fantasy of kicking someone's ass
To kill every wojakfag on this board
This but for "lift for" and "face>muscles" posters
Robots in general should go up against the wall
For strength, for conquest and for the coming glory.
You're a piece of shit bro.
For this bird
I lift to feed my ego
to over head press a cute boy over my head and suck him off uwu
>hahaha I love capeshit bing bing wahoo!
castrate yourselves
>dont like my uni course
>no friends let alone a gf
>still live with parents
>depressed all the time, stopped giving a shit
Lifting is the only thing that makes me feel good about myself
My oneitis
based
jej
To pro wrestle
Retard. Enjoy your onions
Supply and demand.
To beat the shit out of faggots like op
Also fuck Jannies, banning me twice for calling out pedophile trannies, this is why we hate you
Timmy.
>The bad guy dies in a superhero movie
Now I can't enjoy the movie grr >:(
What movie is this? Is this Spiderman?
maybe they banned you for offtopic. Many cases with hot heads like you. You are not in bar but on internet your muscles and skill means nothing here. Either think or perish like dog. lmaoing at your life fag.
It's anime for losers.
Off topic is just an excuse for anything j*nnoids don’t like
This thread is off topic and it’s the 4th lift for thread made today
Not offtopic. you are just deranged animal without any proper thought. Calm down okay sweetie poopie?
You sound like a dyel and a redditor
Not much of a surprise coming from someone who licks the j*nnies boot
I can crush your like cockroach 1vs1 me maggot. I have trained over 500 milion years in my head.
Post body and timestamp
Complaining about your short little vacation from shitposting is poor taste.
Take a step back user, nobody cares.
No *owned you again like fag*
My mother-goddess
>WAAAAH
>stop mocking the janitor!
>he works really hard!
I lift because I know life is fleeting and I want to keep a stunning body for as long as possible. Also because it helps me fuck bitches I meet in the hot tub over the summer. Also because it keeps my test sky high. Also because I enjoy it. Also because it clears my head
>gets dabbed on by janny
>in the same breath wishes he was a janny so he could prune 'why do you lift' threads.
Twiggy detected.
>sucks off janny
>does it for free
>le boogeyman
Redditor dyel detected
Hides my autism to an extent.
Redditors love the janny
They worship them because they think they won’t get banned
Anyone else walk out of the theater when Thanos lost?
>twiggy thinks he is a boogeyman to anybody
Not with your stick arms buddy.
y-you guys...
>rent free
Do you like your boots plain or with condiments?
Also post your arm
I haven't been to the gym in almost 2 months because I hate myself I guess. sometimes what motivation I have left just completely evaporates and I can barely get out of bed
Nice.
For me, it's lifting for getting rejected by coalburner thots.
Lifting for me and to be an asshole to thots.
It's very fun desu senpai
How 2
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How to
not op but it's easy. When you are hto enough and fit enough, the hot girls at the bar or wherever mire you then expect you to get their numbers. But you just have to smile at them, walk toward them like you're gonna chat them up all confident, then walk past them. It's hilarious
They sometimes get heckin sad
WHAT AM I LIFTING FOR???!!!
To get my oneitis MILFu to like me
Haha lol just walk past them
That’ll show em
I have no idea, someone just handed me these weights and walked away.
i want to lift so i can finally look at myself and like what i see. also i unironically want to attract other guys.
I lift for the Bleachkrieg
For my capo's smile.