I keep getting conflicting information about including body shots. If you ask most foids they think it's "vain", but on the other hand I swear most matches I get are when I include a selfie of my abs in the profile.
That About Me tho, acting like last water bottle in the desert, bitch please.
Camden Hughes
Single mother central, miss me with that shit nibba
David White
It's a pre-emptive shit test. I bet you could go far by either being her standards and messaging her without a care or if you're not her standards and message her anyway implying that you're not concerned about it
Nolan Bell
>bio full of typos and grammatical errors >a literal legal midget bring picky about height >stupid made up name
yikes
Lucas Butler
I feel like my mind has been wasting too much energy on worrying about getting laid and sex women. Im 30 now. Exercising regularly and looking great, and my sex drive is doing nothing except skyrocketing. It's a horrible feeling not being able to put my mind to greater use like I was once able to when I was doing research, and art and reading in my free time. Vanity and My sexual urges have reduced me to nothing more than a shell of what I once was. I'm ashamed and I wish I could go back to not giving a fuck. I will go back to pursuing mental gains. I want to denounce this empty existence Ive dug myself into. Pour in the soil. Bury me in my vapid grave.
I will say that I’m not the pickiest in the world and no doubt have matched with some uglies but I have found the most success with showing off my best qualities with which in this case is my body.
im thinking about just taking pics with all of my cute female friends and making them my only tinder pics would this work? im 6'2" and im not busted.
also i have no idea what to put in my bio id rather not have anything
Dylan Williams
If you have nice abs do it but dont make it your first pic.
Thomas Miller
Been there brother as have many. It’s tempting to want to hate women but it’s a dark path.
William Bailey
Guys need to have short bios. Just put that you prefer crunchy peanut butter.
Austin Baker
I could never enjoy the whole Tinder thing on account of the fact that I can't enjoy sex outside of a loving relationship. It just feels so empty.
Every time you have casual sex you lose a part of your soul.
Anthony James
>Just put that you prefer crunchy peanut butter. it's true
Jaxson Phillips
Just find a gf or start using tinder hoes to get your nut
Jordan Collins
post body pictures. I have used tinder successfully as well but don't have any good body pictures to put as they are just gym selfies etc. I have had pretty good luck with a formally dressed pic, pic of me playing sports, and a picture with a dog which i think runs the gamut
Noah Howard
Tinder leans towards short term flings ergo shots that show off your body will get you the most matches.
David Perez
I wish this wasn't true but i think it is. Can one grow back their soul? Mine has been falling away like a thread on a sweater for a while
Easton Fisher
fuck this post hits home.. in high school I couldnt have been bothered by a single girl, in fact i turned a few down. Sex never once crossed my mind. I was happy being alone. my senior year, I had great visions for myself and was teaching myself all sorts of shit, math, electronics, programming, you name it.
well it all changed a few months after I graduated. I had no friends, no real accomplishments other then knowing how to code and what the equation for resonant frequencies were. I kept fighting it and putting it aside but I had no human contact.. until one day I embarked on my current journey, i decided to go out and "experience" life. I went downtown and walked around by myself, then came to my car and went home. I felt relievved them a couple of weeks later I went inside a club, something which I thought Id never do. From there on Ive left a lot of my scientific aspirations and have turned into a vapid pursuit for women. I want to get my nose done to look more attractive, I want to become rich to impress them, I hit the gym for abs and muscle. I having as you say been reduced to nothing more than a shell of what I once was.
Zachary Turner
>be me >live in decent sized town, about 100k with uni kids >be on tinder about 2 weeks >get about 15 matches, most barely message back >have 70+ people that "like" me
am i ugly, too picky or are the girls on tinder all just bots?
Michael Bennett
>literally my first pic on tinder Idk man it works for me though i guess
Wholesome sex is the best sex. To have your long term partner tell you they love you while you are coming inside of them. Nothing could ever come close to that feeling.
Nicholas Miller
Fucking this. Goddamn tinder needs to fucking keep its namesake and burn its fuel into the heavens
Christian Howard
I feel like giving up on tinder. I've got into the best shape of my life from lifting and kickboxing and been doing lots of interesting stuff but will get ghosted at best after a day. There's just always someone better in their dm's bros
Samuel Perry
straight to the point and based
Ayden Thomas
Maybe you need to lower your standards a tad?
There is probably some pretty (but less attractive) girl thinking the same about you.
Hunter Lopez
god i love this photo
Jason Young
You look like a misshapen Mass Effect character
Levi Gutierrez
>Caitin >Shailene >Avery We need to implement a list of approved names for each gender like Iceland does. These aren’t even that bad compared to some of the ridiculous shit you see girls named today. Lads, if you ever have a daughter (is there anything more cucked than that though? think about it logically) just give them a fucking non-made-up, non-male name.
Aaron Green
Likes are probably fake to a degree. Also what are your pics like?
Julian Wright
That's true, but even the more average ones have such a larger choice. Also I get a decent amount of matches but everytime I get to the date part I just get flaked on or ghosted. In the meantime I just try and get fitter
Wyatt Hughes
Based and redpilled, this guy gets it. Sex is spiritual contact whether you want it to be or not.
Julian Hernandez
First pic is portrait of my face, next a pic with a friend, pic of me in england, gif of me squatting, gif of my dogs swimming in lake, and shirtless single cep pose
Alexander Ward
Do they look like good quality pictures?
Logan Walker
Ask them to meet up for a beer and watch stand up comedy. I haven't met a girl who doesn't love to laugh. From experience, laughing together is a huge ice-breaker.
Believe it or not, women get nervous on dates. But I've always noticed an instant change of demeanor when there was something funny to laugh at.
Christopher Hernandez
No, you're misunderstanding me. I'm not salty. I even have some close female friends who I love platonically. I'm just tired of trying to keep up with the game and I've forgotten who I am. I've been there, done that and yet I am still firmly in the clutches of this sex monster that won't let go.
Brayden Wright
Yeah i mean theyre my best pictures
Brandon Wood
I had a professional photographer take them for me
Jace Reyes
I'm an Ausfag so there isn't much good comedy around but thanks for the suggestion. I did the beer idea though recently + dancing at a club and ended just making jokes and talking in the car before the date ended. When I messaged for a second date she hasn't opened my message even though she's always online so I gave. She was a bit out of my league though but still made out with her. We're all gonna make it brah
Brandon Brooks
Which ones the real one?
Jeremiah Nguyen
I’ve been called worse
Blake Ortiz
Not the professional pictures, mostly all taken on my or ex's Iphones
Brody Campbell
I want to try tinder to lose my virginity but I'm poor as hell (so I cant afford to pay for dinner) and have no car on top of that.
Luis Wood
you dont have to pay for dinner lmfao
Brandon Wilson
This is going fucking terrible for me. This is after a hell of a lot of swiping too. Wtf do I do?
Elina looking like a smug tomboy that's fucking hot
Henry Reed
A lot of swiping is bad. The algorithm is out to fuck you already, swiping a lot just makes it think you're extra desperate so it low cards you.
Henry Cook
also how long have you had it, and you're not even paying.
Alexander Brooks
>using tinder FUCKING DEGENERATES GET OFF MY BOARD
Parker Smith
I've had it for a really long time... should I be paying for it???
I actually realized that the algorithm has fucked me because I went to California a couple weeks ago and immediately started getting decent quality matches. I had had really bad pictures up for a while and switched them to better ones, but I still got less than one match per month in my home city.
Asher Lopez
>Research >Art The fuck you talking about negro?! You fucking da Vinci or what, you can doodle your shitty pics and read a book while also getting laid you fucking autistic asshole
Austin Evans
Not him but I definitely understand his suffering. Some/most men can only focus on one thing at a time. I wish I went to an all boys school until my brain matured a little bit, but I was blackpilled too early.
Jason Ramirez
BullShit. desperation, sadness, lust, and crack fumes
When I put a picture of me shirtless as the main pic I got way more matches, it's a bad choice only if you have a bad looking body
Asher Fisher
Cool story bro
Juan Butler
how big is your hometown? my hometown is small but when i traveled i got a shitload of likes/matches
Logan Garcia
Yeah, pretty much. Any KHV or just virgins in general need to understand this. Sex is only amazing if it's someone you genuinely would take a bullet for. Otherwise just jerk off.
Alexander Moore
How did you go about swiping, is it true the algorithm fucks you for swiping right too much?
John Wright
I am too old for Tinder and other apps like that (I'm 34), besides that I have been married for 10 years and have a son already. For a time I considered making a profile just to see if there was any interest from other people as kind of a social experiment, but I chickened out - mainly because I wanted to avoid drama at home, but also because I don't think I could deal with being matched with 2's and 3's lol..
James Scott
>but on the other hand I swear most matches I get are when I include a selfie of my abs in the profile. so it's clear then? believe what they do, not what they say
Brandon Bennett
I guess it's true but only if they never match you. I swiped almost everyone right but a good percentage was a match so it was ok I guess.
Jordan Nguyen
How can you even consider that when you have a family, wth
Carson Powell
I'm not interested in getting laid, dude. If you understood what I was writing I clearly said as a social experiment. It's a way of checking if my gym gains have paid off. You know damn well that you can't get an honest answer from people who care about you.
Jaxson Barnes
>a social experiment Sure Imagine your wife doing that as a "social experiment"
Xavier Sanders
this, but having a partner who also gets down and dirty at time. unbeatable
Nathaniel Allen
You must be trolling. Allow me to further educate you with exempts from my initial post: >For a time I considered making a profile just to see if there was any interest from other people as kind of a social experiment Followed by: >I chickened out - mainly because I wanted to avoid drama at home
I understood perfectly, what I don't understand is how one could come up with that idea in the first place and keep defending it like it's a logical and effective way to measure his progress.
>4'11 feels entitled to 6'3 seed Could she even carry Chad's son to term? I feel like that baby would burst out like in Alien.
Chase Stewart
I don't use Tinder but I would imagine the algorithm has to be very aggresive in order to curb the hordes of brown people spamming messages about BOB and VEGANA to all the women that accidentally match with them.
Jackson Ramirez
Give it time. If you allow the thought to marinate for a few years while younger generations are using these apps and talking about likes and swipes or whatever, you become curious about what the fuzz is all about. It's perfectly natural to want to gauge your social and physical attractiveness in public or otherwise. The phrase "I've still got it" should help you understand this.
But then again - I might be too old for that to be relatable to you.
James Lewis
Have you tried just going to bars and telling groups of chicks that they're looking good tonight?
Landon Butler
God dammit, when will I get to this point? Fuck.
Parker Fisher
>honey, I'm just liking these 19yo girl's pictures to see if we match, if we do it means that I'm attractive and that's good
I've had a tinder acct for months now, and haven't made any progress. I swipe almost every day and I havent made a single match. I'm fucking doomed, dudes.
Connor Cooper
As if women don't already do that? There is literally no good reason for a woman to wear make-up unless it's to look good for her boyfriend or husband. You know damn well she dresses nicely and goes through the effort for validation.
If any hook-up app has a paid service option a hidden bonus for paying for it is likely to exist. They'll likely want to help you get laid more while paying and less while not.
If you do choose to pay for it I would make a new profile if you can where you do tricks like only using it briefly and in the evening and rejecting more people than you accept.
Dominic Cook
>tfw your art role models let you down >tfw people more talented than you give up the craft to focus on family life >netflix and girlfriends and cooking and dogs >im not as good as they are but im still trying I guess thats a choice you get to make when you get good, rationally life is much happier when you coast on your skills and prioritize long term pussy than when you hustle on artwork until 2 am every night
VERY relatable. You must do something about this. I was still this way until my mid-forties. The path you are on leads nowhere. Rewire your brain.
Kayden Thomas
>tinder
The more you try, the more you look desperate. Put up one casual topless photo as your main and one or two with friends. Don't message anyone first. State your height and occupation in your bio, say you're there for a laugh, have high standards, you hate sluts and if you respond she's a 10/10. Guaranteed messages.
It's ONLY about looks and first impressions. You only need one to learn about 'the real you', not every tinder thot needs to carefully consider your hobbies to see if you're compatible. The right one will begin by finding you hot and not lame, and NOTHING ELSE can be communicated over a tinder profile without seeming more needy. Successful tinder profiles are ones that frame themselves from the beginning as the prize, not contenders.
kek still whiter than half the mutts around here, pretty sad tbqh
Wyatt James
thought you were talking about dog in pic for a sec
Sebastian Jenkins
>First generation European >Turkish kek
Eli Hernandez
that's my cat user
I don't think I'll get any pussy if I put "middle eastern"
most of these thots couldn't find Turkey on a map anyways
Justin Hughes
are you in a solid location homes?
Nathan Cook
Just tell them you're European (Czech) then. Don't lie to yourself thinking Turkey is part of Europe
Levi Gonzalez
it's working pretty well so far, women love the exotic
I would never claim that Turkey is a part of Europe, but it's fucking tinder not pol so I could care less
Ethan Rodriguez
Any advice for tinder bros? I used to use it a while back and I got a small number of matches, most wouldnt reply and only one ever met up with me for a date. How do you get girls to reply? Is it just a matter of them liking your photos and they will? Is this how I find out Im ugly?