Frenly reminder that we are all going to make it, happy bingo y'all
Jow Forums Bingo - Making it Edition
Logan Clark
Oliver Evans
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Zachary Jenkins
>6ft tall
Fuck you Op, i hope you get ass cancer
Hunter Ross
1/3 are stupid standards
1/3 is reasonable stuff
1/3 is just nonsense (christian, min.height and a required gf? kys)
Jonathan Peterson
oh boy the manlet rage has started
Gavin Perry
Here, I fixed the chart.
Christopher James
easy
Justin Brown
>christian
>losing virginity
don't you mean marriage?
Camden Carter
Mason Foster
I’m 180lbs and my squat is 275 and DL is 385 so I’m not there yet but I’m close lol, all this other shit is laughably easy.
Aiden Scott
>the country where electing trump is reasonable lets us know we must put extraordinarily much emphasis on how tall someone is
Yeah, how about you stop being retarded instead?
Julian Lopez
>he thinks he runs 10km in under 30 minutes
Mason Stewart
>just become taller haha
Jayden Roberts
Am gonna assume "lost virginity" is within the Sanctity of Marriage
Robert Cruz
>using these brushes in paint
you haven't made it
Nathaniel Williams
i still feel like shit
im still depressed
what gives?
William Walker
It’s not hard to do. A 3 minute kilometer is easy as fuck to hit, and if you’re on a track (lmao) then it’s even easier. Do you not run and walk everywhere? Or are you just a fatass?
Matthew Hill
>imagine being natty DYEL in 2019
William James
post body or larp cope
Jaxson Long
They forgot to mention you can use your car
Camden Jenkins
>not Christian
There's your problem
Brayden Myers
>implying im going to post my body on a site full of discord trannies that use buzzwords such as larp/cope
Ryan Lopez
larp cope confirmed
its like every other larper's excuse, same shit every single time kek
Connor James
why would christianity be the one true religion?
there are other holy books that say their religion is the true one, how is christianity any different/the chosen one?
Samuel Cox
Obviously the fact that you haven't let christ into your life.
Jackson Cruz
>imagine larping on a site full of discord trannies that use buzzwords such as larp/cope
Zachary Stewart
Maybe your real problem is being a fedorafag
The particular religion isn't important, what's important is the sense of purpose it gives. Christianity is the easiest one to follow in Muricah, so yeah
Christopher Barnes
im not an amerimutt luckily
see
Aaron Walker
Yuropoor? Then I guess islam would work
Andrew Peterson
just a recent grad in the bible belt who ran track for uni
bench always been my downfall post high school since my coach believed we only needed leg strength
Hudson Wilson
at least 95% is white here according to wikipedia, I don't remember the last time I've seen a pooskin "person" that wasn't a local gypsy
Mason Phillips
>a 3 min km is the same as a 30 min 10km
Look, dude, I'm just asking if you have ever tried actually running 10km or if you ran 1km and are basing everything else on assumptions
If someone sprints 100m in 10s it doesn't mean they can run 5km in 8m20s bro
Evan Anderson
Joke Tier:
>100 Pushups
>20 Chinups
>80 Situps
>Mentors a DYEL
>6 Pack Abs
>Cold Showers
NPC Tier:
>Fasting
>Practice Martial Arts
>Christian
>Regular Income
Noble Tier:
>100 KG Bench Press
>140 KG Squat
>180 KG Deadlift
>60 KG OHP
>Natty
>NoFap
>Moved out
>Lost Virginity
LARP Tier:
>30min 10k
>Clear Skin
>6ft Tall
>Get Mires
>qt 3.14 gf
Juan Ward
>>qt 3.14 gf
hahahahah imagine thinking this requires larp ahahahahah nigger what the fuck hahah hahahahahahahahahahaha
Jose Wilson
you are aware the world record 10k time is 26 minutes right?
Carson Mitchell
>all this stupid fucking meme shit
Luis Perry
>6 pack abs
>In the same row
What brainlet put this together? By having abs you have the other- and they're in the same row
Mason Sullivan
Brandon Howard
Here I filled one out for the whole board. Save everyone the trouble.
Luke White
Kek
Nathaniel Gutierrez
Do your growth exercises and you’re golden.
Absolutely cope
T. Larp
Delet
Hudson Smith
kek imagine not getting a bingo when you don't even need to be strong to make it. 10kg more diddies for doubles though.
Luis Flores
Carson Stewart
oh, i missed the dyel mentor bit so gimme that one too
Blake Diaz
ITT fitizens can’t lift for shit and think they’ve “made it”
Brayden Jenkins
hey, at least i'm not a fat spotty basement-dwelling virgin manlet. we can't all have everything :^)
Camden Parker
I'll take the last row over the first any day of the week. As soon as you leave the gym noone knows/cares about the numbers.
Gavin Perry
>Christian
Lol
Jaxson Green
fuck
Matthew Diaz
kek
low quality b8, but I enjoyed it
Xavier Robinson
I just checked out of curiosity and running a 10k at exactly 30 minutes would be the 32nd fastest in recorded competitions in history.
Which makes it obvious whoever made that image is a fatty who never ran a kilometer in his life.
Luis Lopez
Penis
Thomas Perry
you must be new here.. post body?
Wyatt Kelly
the WR is 27
Nathaniel Smith
>Do you not run and walk everywhere?
Driving 15 mins to work and to the gym now qualifies as fatass? Nobody runs/walks everywhere unless you live in some metropolitan nigger infested shithole.
Jonathan Nguyen
6 months in, definitely not made it yet
I will though
Cameron Ward
>10km in 30 minutes
Nigga, what the hell?
Levi Anderson
>are you gonna make it, retarded opinions edition
Just ignore these retards and their fantasy lifts
Lincoln Reed
OP here. Yeah I'm not a 10k runner so I kinda took a few minutes off the world record. Very retarded of me, Ive looked into it and 40 minutes is actually really good so I guess 45min would have been more accur8
Sorry guys
Ethan Hernandez
OP why do you come on Jow Forums just to LARP? Why don't you just get off your fat ass and actually go to the gym?
Lincoln Russell
How close am i boys
Jaxson Allen
If you're closer today than you were last week then you're making it.
Liam Perez
if you have ever posted advice on Jow Forums, even meme advice, you have the mentoring DYELs one covered