That'll be $23.50 PLUS tip
PLUS MY TIP user
That'll be $23.50 PLUS tip
Jaxon Brown
Charles Morris
I'll give u the tip alright u pizza bastard
Brody Perez
Sorry pal, I don't tip.
Jaxon Bennett
you look like you fuck niggers. no
Camden Sanchez
I cannot eat myself without your tip
Owen Brown
Do people actually say this in the US?
Colton Morris
Eating yourself doesn't seem like a good idea in the first place. Just don't go around begging your customers for additional money. You should get your paycheck from your boss, that's how a business should be operated.
Grayson Torres
PLUS DELIVERY FEE
PLUS DINE-OUT SURCHARGE
PLUS GAS REIMBURSEMENT
PLUS SINGLES CHARGE
PLUS NON-TIPPER REIMBURSEMENT TIP
PLUS CAR WIFI FEE
PLUS LARGE SODA TAX
PLUS PAPER BILLING CHARGE
PLUS ANTI-SMOKING PENALTY FEE
PLUS ACCIDENT DAMAGES
PLUS 'UNDER 30 MINUTES SPEED CHARGE'
PLUS MULTI-PIZZA CONVENIENCE FEE
PLUS TIP
Hunter Cooper
Ok sir enjoy your pizza. *Sigh* another hungry night for me I guess
Austin Thompson
Just a tip will do. At least 30 percent and maybe 45 if you are happy with my service.
Remember, paying me 30 percent is basically insulting me so just stick with the 45 ok?
Thomas Garcia
are you gonna give me a happy ending with that tip?
Jason Roberts
No just your pizza. You got it for cheap remember because I'm paid so bad
Nathaniel Walker
I'd give you a 20 and a 5 and tell you to keep the change.
James Flores
I TOLD YOU TO RING THE FUCKING DOOR BELL STOP KNOCKING ON MY FAKING DOOR YOU FAKING CUNTS!
anyone know this feel?
Chase Campbell
thats a 18 percent tip, bud. pretty generous for no happy ending.
Jayden Scott
"Fuck off, paddyshit. You want a tip, then don't talk to me like I'm your punching bag"
>slams the door
David Young
So you want your pizza or not sir? Did you not order it?
*KNOCK KNOCK*
SIR, do you want this pizza? You did order it right?
*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*
Mason Moore
LOOK BUDDY YOU CANT MAKE PIZZA FOR SHIT AND YOU SUCK DICK YA KNOW DAVE? WITH THE HAIRY ARMS? HE GETS BIGGER TIPS THAN YOU CAUSE HIS PIZZAS AREN'T SHIT!
AND I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT SOME PEOPLE GIVE YOU NOTHING SO YOU BETTER APPRECIATE THIS ONE DOLLARYDOO.
WHAT YOU WANT MORE? YOU WANNA GET FOUR DOLLARYDOOS?
W E L L M A K E G O O D P I Z Z A !
Juan Jenkins
I was just saying this to my roomate!!!! In our town we have a delivery service that you pay $3+tip and your driver goes and gets your food for you at any restaurant in town.
This is all well and good. but then the faggot shows up to my door and softly TAPS the door. I can hardly hear it and have a security system with an awesome doorbell that THEY NEVER USE.
Idk if they get to eat my food if I dont show up to the door and are trying to jew me or wtf is going on but it pisses me off every time.
Nolan Peterson
Just got back from ireland and live in the usa. I fucking hate tipping now. My family always tips sp much but to them its never enough. Theres no tipping in ireland but now in ny people are just jewing you because they failed in life
Zachary Bell
I miss this meme unironically
Evan Robinson
Yes. I like threads about normally day to day stuff. Not all this sexual stuff on it and tfw no gf and trap porn
Jace Jones
I wish I had cute delivery boys
Juan Stewart
if you were a cute girl then I probably would have gave you a tip