are you gonna give me a happy ending with that tip?
That'll be $23.50 PLUS tip
Thomas Garcia
Jason Roberts
No just your pizza. You got it for cheap remember because I'm paid so bad
Nathaniel Walker
I'd give you a 20 and a 5 and tell you to keep the change.
James Flores
I TOLD YOU TO RING THE FUCKING DOOR BELL STOP KNOCKING ON MY FAKING DOOR YOU FAKING CUNTS!
anyone know this feel?
Chase Campbell
thats a 18 percent tip, bud. pretty generous for no happy ending.
Jayden Scott
"Fuck off, paddyshit. You want a tip, then don't talk to me like I'm your punching bag"
>slams the door
David Young
So you want your pizza or not sir? Did you not order it?
*KNOCK KNOCK*
SIR, do you want this pizza? You did order it right?
*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK*
Mason Moore
LOOK BUDDY YOU CANT MAKE PIZZA FOR SHIT AND YOU SUCK DICK YA KNOW DAVE? WITH THE HAIRY ARMS? HE GETS BIGGER TIPS THAN YOU CAUSE HIS PIZZAS AREN'T SHIT!
AND I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT SOME PEOPLE GIVE YOU NOTHING SO YOU BETTER APPRECIATE THIS ONE DOLLARYDOO.
WHAT YOU WANT MORE? YOU WANNA GET FOUR DOLLARYDOOS?
W E L L M A K E G O O D P I Z Z A !
Juan Jenkins
I was just saying this to my roomate!!!! In our town we have a delivery service that you pay $3+tip and your driver goes and gets your food for you at any restaurant in town.
This is all well and good. but then the faggot shows up to my door and softly TAPS the door. I can hardly hear it and have a security system with an awesome doorbell that THEY NEVER USE.
Idk if they get to eat my food if I dont show up to the door and are trying to jew me or wtf is going on but it pisses me off every time.
Nolan Peterson
Just got back from ireland and live in the usa. I fucking hate tipping now. My family always tips sp much but to them its never enough. Theres no tipping in ireland but now in ny people are just jewing you because they failed in life