5'9''

Josiah Reyes
Josiah Reyes

Is there a more fucked height for a male? You're like an almost grown human being, not short enough to fit in with actual manlets and yet not tall enough to be considered a true man. Always some kind of bizarre middle ground, like your genes were so fucking lazy that they couldn't even be bothered to decide whether they wanted you to be a manlet or a man. Manlets hate you for being taller than them, men belittle you for being just a tad too short to look decent next to them. You're too short for most white women to be impressed with your height, and too tall for women with a manlet fetish to be into you. You're juuust about as tall or a bit taller than most white women, but it's so unnoticeable that it doesn't matter, and they're taller than you in heels anyway. You're too tall to get ez mode manlet gains from lifting and too short to look impressive when shredded.

Fuck this fucking height, it's like it was designed to make people look invisible.

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Jeremiah Scott
Jeremiah Scott

not short enough to fit in with actual manlets
stopped reading there, manlet

Austin Reed
Austin Reed

You are not invisible because of your height. You are invisible because you make excuses to be miserable. Forget the excuses. You are better off without them. You lift with your body, not your mouth.

Hudson Parker
Hudson Parker

this bullshit again

Nicholas Johnson
Nicholas Johnson

not short enough to fit in with actual manlets
Good news, you are!

Jeremiah Hall
Jeremiah Hall

Manlets are 5' - 5'7''
5'8'' - 5'11' is nonmanlet nonman limbo purgatory hell

Camden Long
Camden Long

6’3”
I am not short or tall
Stuck in perpetual limbo

Eli Smith
Eli Smith

Manlets are 5' - 5'7''
in China maybe

Ethan Gutierrez
Ethan Gutierrez

based 88 numbers of Wahrheit.
Get over it op

Owen Reed
Owen Reed

not short enough to fit in with actual manlets
and why is that a bad thing? At least you dont get mogged by actual manlets and you're still taller than most girls

Henry Martinez
Henry Martinez

5'9" is the optimal male height. Not so short that you get laughed at, but still short enough to get ez mode gains.

Benjamin Edwards
Benjamin Edwards

7'10"
Is there a more fucked height for a male? You're like an almost grown human being, not short enough to fit in with actual manlets and yet not tall enough to be considered a true man. Always some kind of bizarre middle ground, like your genes were so fucking lazy that they couldn't even be bothered to decide whether they wanted you to be a manlet or a man. Manlets hate you for being taller than them, men belittle you for being just a tad too short to look decent next to them. You're too short for most white women to be impressed with your height, and too tall for women with a manlet fetish to be into you. You're juuust about as tall or a bit taller than most white women, but it's so unnoticeable that it doesn't matter, and they're taller than you in heels anyway. You're too tall to get ez mode manlet gains from lifting and too short to look impressive when shredded.

Fuck this fucking height, it's like it was designed to make people look invisible.

Nolan Moore
Nolan Moore

My bf is 5'3

Owen Wood
Owen Wood

5'9", kinda wide hips and ose of my fat is stored on thighs and ass
Is there any point in doing legs at all for me? My goal isn't to impress gymbros I just want a bigger upper body

Anthony Mitchell
Anthony Mitchell

5'10 been told I'm the "perfect height for fucking." By multiple thots.

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Benjamin Morgan
Benjamin Morgan

most* of my fat
wtf how did i fuck up

Daniel Gutierrez
Daniel Gutierrez

i'm gay btw

Adrian Reyes
Adrian Reyes

lose fat then lol? and still do legs

Liam Morgan
Liam Morgan

tl;dr
Stop being atwink, you can even be a bouncer at that height.

Nolan Rivera
Nolan Rivera

you're literally me and yes train legs i don't know if it's all in my head but ever since i started working out everything (full body seasons) i have more noticeable gains overall

Isaiah Martinez
Isaiah Martinez

Agree, 5'9 to 5'11 is some sick joke of genetics. It's the worst, the limbo, the total mediocre.

You're juuust about as tall or a bit taller than most white women, but it's so unnoticeable that it doesn't matter, and they're taller than you in heels anyway.
False! Rarely is a woman 5'9 or taller. When in shoes, you can pass as 5'11. Most women aren't this tall even in heels.
You're too tall to get ez mode manlet gains from lifting and too short to look impressive when shredded.
Then you're some low-test basedboy. I'm 5'11 and get ez manlet gainz, no way you can't get ez gains being 5'9 if you aren't some effeminate twink.

Brody Ward
Brody Ward

Not being short and getting a taller bf
Not dominating him and making him your bitch
Not being the big spoon after coitus

You're never going to make it brah

Jonathan Taylor
Jonathan Taylor

Is there a more fucked height for a male?
Yes. Shorter than that.

Michael Allen
Michael Allen

women with manlet fetish

There are like 10 of those in each country anyway kek

Isaiah Morgan
Isaiah Morgan

Can confirm.

t. 175 metric unit purgatory resident.

Isaiah Barnes
Isaiah Barnes

I'm 6 foot stacy btw

Anthony Ortiz
Anthony Ortiz

Yeah you're average OP and taller than >95% o women assuming your American.

I'm a white guy who's 169cm in the Netherlands, you have no idea what true pain is like.

Cameron Watson
Cameron Watson

I'm 6'2 foot Carl
And he's 5'3 foot Steve

Ethan Sanders
Ethan Sanders

also 6'3 i feel like a manlet

Adrian Lee
Adrian Lee

wtf you just described being 5’11
5’9 is flatly manlet territory lmfao stop coping with your “I WAS SO CLOSE TO BEING A REAL PERSON” shit cuz you arent
t. 5’11 in an all-white city where the average white dude is unironically 6’0

Jayden Adams
Jayden Adams

Fuck you faggot i would kill any person to be 5'9.
Im 5'6 life is fucking nightmarish torture I cant take this shit any more

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Daniel Rogers
Daniel Rogers

F

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Elijah Williams
Elijah Williams

Jesus where the fuck do you guys live, I'm 5'9 and I've been called tall twice in the last week alone.

Luke Carter
Luke Carter

No, fuck you. I'm 5'9 with a 5'6 friend right now and I can literally see over the top of him, 5'6ers are at the height where being a manlet fucks your proportions in one or more areas. I get called a manlet by my friends as bantz but I've never been called short by any randoms since I grew to this height. I wish I was taller but seeing how retarded my friend looks makes me feel much better

Joshua Baker
Joshua Baker

Hi there fucker
Fuck. You.
5'9
Be happy with that height.
From your faithful user,
5'2

Connor Foster
Connor Foster

are you from the shire?
5'8 bong here, living in hell

Austin Wright
Austin Wright

My life, senpai. It's like that nigger medium ugly meme. It's an honest lifestyle though.

Nicholas King
Nicholas King

I’m 5’9 femoid and I’d say it’s the perfect height for a girl. Feelsgoodman
But seriously your height is literally fine. sure it makes you a bit invisible but that’s alot better than having a weird height or deformity or something. Sometimes sticking out is not what you want when it comes to appearance

Leo Thompson
Leo Thompson

female telling you not to worry about something

It's literally over 5'9'' bros. We. are. fucked.

Jonathan Morris
Jonathan Morris

Very southern Brazil, i really only see shit like this happen to guys under 170cm, it's the manlet cutoff here

Camden Adams
Camden Adams

it's probably one of the worst curses there is, but i know a manlet who has level 10 charisma and a nordic qt gf. being a manlet AND insecure, now that's hell.

Thomas Wilson
Thomas Wilson

5'9 perfect height for a girl

oh no no, it's either between 4'11-5'3 or 6ft+, at 5'9 you're not scary enough and not submissive enough, height contribute nothing to your sex appeal. Statistically the ideal height for women is like 5'6-7 tho.

Asher Hughes
Asher Hughes

its probably harder being a girl that height

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