Tell guy im dating that im crazy in bed

>tell guy im dating that im crazy in bed
>he says thats hot
>I try to lick his armpit during sex
>he tells me to stop because its disgusting

Alright, fuck you.

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See, this is why i have trust issues.
It's all "hot" till you start masturbating with her hair.

>tell guy im dating that im crazy in bed
>he says thats hot
>I try to tell him about the illuminati during sex
>he tells me to stop because its disgusting

Alright, fuck you.

that's pretty weird but not even close to crazy or disgusting

>tell guy im dating that im crazy in bed
>he says thats hot
>I try to shit on his face
>he tells me to stop because its disgusting
Alright, fuck you.

>tell guy im dating that im crazy in bed
>he says thats hot
>I try to mathematically prove him that the earth isnt flat
>he tells me to stop because its disgusting

Alright, fuck you.

>he tells me to stop because its disgusting
I don't get it

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>tell guy im dating that im crazy in bed
>he says thats hot
>rip of his face and wear his skin as a mask
>he dies

Alright, fuck you.

Why don't you try and get a boyfriend off the wrestling board /asp/? They're obsessed with armpits and constantly jack off over pictures of WWE divas exposing their armpits

did you wear it to a moron party?