>tell guy im dating that im crazy in bed
>he says thats hot
>I try to lick his armpit during sex
>he tells me to stop because its disgusting
Alright, fuck you.
>tell guy im dating that im crazy in bed
>he says thats hot
>I try to lick his armpit during sex
>he tells me to stop because its disgusting
Alright, fuck you.
See, this is why i have trust issues.
It's all "hot" till you start masturbating with her hair.
>tell guy im dating that im crazy in bed
>he says thats hot
>I try to tell him about the illuminati during sex
>he tells me to stop because its disgusting
Alright, fuck you.
that's pretty weird but not even close to crazy or disgusting
>tell guy im dating that im crazy in bed
>he says thats hot
>I try to shit on his face
>he tells me to stop because its disgusting
Alright, fuck you.
>tell guy im dating that im crazy in bed
>he says thats hot
>I try to mathematically prove him that the earth isnt flat
>he tells me to stop because its disgusting
Alright, fuck you.
>he tells me to stop because its disgusting
I don't get it
>tell guy im dating that im crazy in bed
>he says thats hot
>rip of his face and wear his skin as a mask
>he dies
Alright, fuck you.
Why don't you try and get a boyfriend off the wrestling board /asp/? They're obsessed with armpits and constantly jack off over pictures of WWE divas exposing their armpits
did you wear it to a moron party?