Women 1

Cooper Nguyen
Cooper Nguyen

Women 1
Jow Forums 0

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Michael Baker
Michael Baker

feel Iike I have to take a massive shit
sit on toilet
let out thunderous fart
fart out with such force that the water splashes my balls and asshole
The worst part is, I can't just let a fart like that rip in my room, because sometimes I'll shit out a tiny turd nugget, like some kind of rectal BB gun.

Incidentally, I'm in my 30s, and just figured out the other day that it's called a "BB gun" because it shoots out ball bearings. It's one of those realizations that make you feel really stupid for not having made the connection earlier.

Nathan Carter
Nathan Carter

I honestly don't mind buying dinner for a girl I'm currently fucking. I make a lot of money, it's not a big deal to me.

However, only a mega cuck will buy a meal for a woman he hasn't fucked yet. That's basically fucking orbiting. Please never ever do that anons.

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Ryan Bennett
Ryan Bennett

Contrapoints shouldn't try to talk about how cis people date

Cooper Barnes
Cooper Barnes

Yeah, I got that vibe as well.

Hudson Davis
Hudson Davis

That is not Contrapoints

Aaron Davis
Aaron Davis

Are you sure? It sure fucking looks like Contrapoints.

Camden Bailey
Camden Bailey

these are the games you have to play if you want smelly fish snatch

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Isaac Jackson
Isaac Jackson

we are not beta buxxers

We are just virgins who would rather kill all women than not be genuinely loved by them

Wyatt Rogers
Wyatt Rogers

i have to take a girl on a $700 date

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Chase Jenkins
Chase Jenkins

Not actually true, BB is a size designation of pellet originally used in shotgun shells, which BB gun pellets are nearly the same size as.

John Fisher
John Fisher

I'm autistic and you're going to know that if I have you on a date, so instead of playing childish games be honest fucking retard

god even non autistic men think these games are stupid and childish

Ayden Miller
Ayden Miller

my shits have been really greasy and hard to clean up lately, what should I do?

Ayden Morales
Ayden Morales

why are you making a post you don't believe in? why are you posting things you don't believe in? is this your entertainment? what are you ignoring to have made this?

Jayden Price
Jayden Price

Plant the bait, harvest the (You)s.

Landon Brooks
Landon Brooks

it's usually women who insist on splitting the bill.
used to take turns with my ex on paying for shit when we went out.
was me paying or it most of the time whoever, we made dumbass bets and she always won for some reason.

Adrian White
Adrian White

if thats her then totally would

I hate trannigger radlibs tho

Blake Lopez
Blake Lopez

Jow Forums has failed utterly as a space for discussion. It's just reddit in reverse. Post something you know your captive chimps will hate and then sit back and watch them screech.

Juan Williams
Juan Williams

we want equality! no more male chauvinism! no more oppressive gender roles! no more wage gap! sexism!
"o-okay"
what happened to chivalry? why aren't you treating me like a princess? where's my special treatment for being female? why aren't you giving me free money?
What is wrong with femoids?

Logan Price
Logan Price

I want equality
But not like that

Honestly it's a bit different once you're an actual couple since you're effectively one entity.

But for a first date or something where you're effectively strangers? Yeah, that's cuck 101

Chase Harris
Chase Harris

What is wrong with femoids?
that they exist

Ian Thompson
Ian Thompson

Dating used to be a formality by a collection of suitors in exchange for a young virgin. Which, of course, came with the expected bonus of a house, obedient wife, and kids. Chivalry made sense then, as first impressions of wealth mattered a great deal to the father.

Men have no sincere interest in women, you see. It's just a barrier, a universally accepted loss in which the payoff is getting our dick wet. Only the most beta orbiter on the planet would blow more than $20 trying to score some harpy in the name of "chivalry".

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Samuel Reed
Samuel Reed

Maybe it's because she thinks wearing make up is putting effort into interpersonal relationships.

Anthony Jackson
Anthony Jackson

but its fun, oreganally

Josiah Phillips
Josiah Phillips

OK robots post your funniest first date stories

Charles Campbell
Charles Campbell

Haha, very funny
Very, very... funny...

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Henry Bennett
Henry Bennett

The balls on this prick

Christian Campbell
Christian Campbell

I am so fuckin poor its unreal. my gf pays for food, she's earning regularly. I pay for the special stuff because when I get paid its big numbers, just not that often.

Ayden Watson
Ayden Watson

oof, I don't really have any. most first dates have been pretty chill. I too a girl to see shazam and she didn't shut the fuck up the entire movie. people were staring.

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