>be american
>get shot
Be american
relatable
This shit never gets old.
[spoiler]Just like American kids[/spoiler]
>be american
>not going outside
>[spoiler]Just like American kids[/spoiler]
oh holy shit
This thread hurt my feelings and therefore is a violation of the NAP. Prepare to be destroyed.
>be canadian
>get arrested for criticizing islam
>the NAP
>be canadian
>ride the bus on your way home
>chinese guy gets on the bus and sits behind you
>he takes out a knife and stabs you multiple times in the throat
>other passengers watch helplessly as he continues to stab you
>chinese guy proceeds to cannibalize your face
>be American
>open door
>get shot
>be german
>open door
>get raped
>be german
>fly your national flag with pride on your building
>get arrested
*sips*
based
>be human
>live short and miserable existance
>be born on earth
>one meteorite kills everyone
pic related obviously
>be human
>live short and miserable existance
I never asked for this.
You don't even have your own language.
>American
>English
>English Internet
The closest you ever got to "English" Internet was ARPANET and that was decommissioned before you were born.
Also if you rather want to continue this in German, Polish, Spanish, Russian or really shitty Japanese please go on but please don't tell me anything about English when you stole half of your fucking language from Germanic languages and the other half from England.
>be canadian
No need to be upset hans
Just support me on patreon
Go choke on a meatball mario!
>be Canadian
>.....
Gotcha senpai
Omg... Rude
S-sorry heres a pizza :3
>be Canadian
>call someone a girl
>Theyre a trans "male"
>get arrested
>G*rmany started WWI
Chicago style = Best Pizza
Objectively false.