So user, what is it you do for a living?

>Brave Fencer Musashi
Based

when this happened to me today i made a disgusting chuckle, and said "Nothing," I live in grandmas basement in a northern Nevada mining town. This is a very conservative community, these people are all very uneducated and aspire to work themselves to death at the gold mine. I gave up on trying to please them years ago, im in a hostile environment and i act like it.

Why does everyone always act as if masturbating all the time is a bad thing? I've been jacking it once a day since I was 14; sometimes I fall asleep and skip days, but pretty much once a day for the past 15 fucking years. That's over 5000 faps.

Fapping is like brushing your teeth or shaving. It's a daily ritual. It's not something you should be addicted to, or something that absolutely must be done; it's just a normal thing you do all the time without thinking about it too much. It's healthy for the prostate, it can relieve stress, and it's pleasurable. What more do you need?

Neurosurgeon. Why? Feel like you have a brain tumor?

Racist beer uncle reporting in

>Cool user! You know, I have a laptop that isn't working. Think you can fix it?

You sound like a fucking pathetic sack of shit. Get your shit together. Join the military or something.

the worst part is i was asked that

Don't worry, so was I.

man getting ptsd from reading this get asked this 24/7