Bidet General

This. You should just shit and then pull up your pants. The true alpha doesn't care what others think of his scent.

> Do you own a bidet?
no
>Have you been thinking of getting one?
i'm too cheap so i just hop up on the sink

Yes but it's a built-in one.

I just bought a Swash CL950, but haven't installed it yet. Hoping it's good.

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are you me? minus the prostate orgasm

>shit only twice a week
I miss having to shit once a week but sometimes it's painful if I don't keep up with whatever I ate back then.

I shit 3-4 times per month but it's not quick, more like 30 mins (read the paper, catch up on news, etc.)

Diet doesn't affect it. And you need to shit however much is normal for you. It's not the same for everyone.

Just installed the SmartBidet SB-2000, love it. After a lot of research it's much more cost effective to go with Korean options here over Japanese.

I have diarrhea every few shits, and I sit on my ass all day. I've never had skid marks in my life.