Welcome to Nord-Med, the thread with most attractive people per capita

No! Prices are high as fuck already because of foreigners!

Been to the canaries four times, boring as fuck and full of retards. I'd rather move above to arctic circle in Norway than that.

B-Buh but its a cool place to have your boat docked.

I don't think it's up for lad

alright, would do some of them

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if we going anime then this one is better
youtube.com/watch?v=7l_x9R6yAxQ

Few lands, high demand, we keep building on whatever green we have left, prices higher than snoop dogg on 4/20 day, quite overpopulated. I'm sorry but you have to dock it somewhere else.

2>1>3>4>5

when i retire, i'll find a place on malta i tell you. I will have my boat i inherited with me too.

I'll steal your boat.

I will have pitbull on boat.

I'll take the dog too.

dog will bite you

My half norwegian son will conquer finland

The dog will smell my dogs' scent on me and he'll love me.

he'll love ytou so hard, you wont be able to walk and I'll find you on the floor the next morning.

Will trade Portuguese GF for Norwegian GF.

youtu.be/BbJxck6ittw

Fine, violence it is.

expect the usual anglo to ruin the thread

portoguesa is cuter desu

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How would you know?

>tfw no Maltese gf

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Disgusting sluts

If i were to visit malta, what should i do?

Hello my Nordic brothers

Hi

It really depends on what kind of tourist you are but I'd suggest to visit the pre-historic temples, visit Imdina and Valletta they have
plenty to see in terms of museums, architecture, and views from the bastions, definitely visit Gozo especially for the cittadella and
the temples (oldest ones are there) but Gozo is a lovely island overall and it's worth visiting the towns. The beaches, if you like beaches
I'd suggest to visit some of them. If you're into religious stuff and/or churches you have plenty to see here too.

top pic reminds me of my childhood
i was bathing in the sun of provence all the time, visiting everywhere from monuments to small isles and doing fun stuff like fishing
shame it's over

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Why is it over user?

i mean my childhood
now i have responsibilities as a uni student and i can't find the time to travel around anymore
plus i had to move to paris and while the monuments are beautiful, it just doesn't compare to my native provence

>Moving to a capital city in Western Europe

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it was for my studies user ;-;

good thread

great thread

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youtube.com/watch?v=2aKxf1h5r4g

I'd like to thank Norwegians for Grieg.

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How long would a trip to the citadell from the main city be?

>main city
Are you talking about the capital city of the country or just the main city of Gozo?

capital

Actually, where do you suggest i stay?

Let's say you don't encounter any traffic and there are no delays with the ferry, it won't take you more than 1hr and 45 minutes.

Most hotels are in the north, in the areas of Sliema, Imsida, Gzira, Bugibba etc. which are some of the noisiest and crowded parts of the country.
honestly in terms of travelling, we're so small it doesn't really matter where you stay. you can go across the country in around 2hrs with no traffic
and no delay in catching the ferry.

>Spaniard AND ugly

Is there a worst fate?

Maltese and ugly.

Not too late

m.youtube.com/watch?v=j1se2xsAfyk

Would a taxi take me across the islands or do they only travel to the boat?

Not sure, but I don't think they go on the ship.

roll

Okay. Are people as good at english as you are?

reroll
if last digit is not between 1 and 4 I go with girl 2

Bit of a noselet, desu.

Also, too wide a face.

Who here has read "The Society of the Spectacle"?

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Well I kinda fuck up when speaking due to lack of practice since I don't have use for the language most of the time. Younger people are much more likely to have good English
while the older ones are more likely to understand you but have a difficulty responding. But if you're going to interact with people working in tourism, you should have no problem conversing
in English with them.

Eve if we are not real meds (but more atlantid) this is a good thread

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I found this private tour guide thing. Does it look like a good route?

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>azure window
>never forget

Looks alright for a temple tour. Though I'm slightly concerned to why the Azure window is still mentioned when it's been over a year since it collapsed. The area is still worth a visit but it's kinda misleading.

huh, didn't know that.
Well we'll see how things end up. I hope the weather will be good :)

When do you plan to visit? Summer?

Late summer/early fall probably

Good thinking, you'd be avoiding hellfire. Still hot, but not as hot as July/August. We might get our first rainy days during that time but they ain't that common.
In-general weather shouldn't be that much of a problem. I hope you enjoy it, and spend a lot of money haha.

Haha I'll be sure to spend. Thank's for all the info.

You're welcome.

Me > Chileans > All, including Chileans > Me

What do your languages sound like to each other? I'm curious

Portuguese understand 90% of spanish if they don't speak too fast, and about 40-50% of italian

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>Danish sounds like they have mouth full of potatoes and are trying to speak
>Norwegian sounds like slightly more retarded Swedish
>swedish sounds like swedish
>fennoswedish sounds like softer swedish

All scandis can understand each other while its written. Swedes can only tunderstand Norwegian when its spoken because... youtube.com/watch?v=fJBtV_S8c1c

whatever message that was supposed to convey was lost on me because I don't understand the subtitles...

Icelandic sounds really sweet on the ears.

youtu.be/g1dTBnu3oVE

The point i'm trying to make is that danes sound drunk all the time. Even as late as the 70s, danish could still be understood here. But they took a wrong turn.

I wouldn't mind trying to suck dick.

It's the original "swedish"

Which flag is to the right of Spain?

It's really nice. I like it.

Best Germanic one.

post quality nordic qts lads

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I'll post Med ones only

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thx
tfu, no m*oroids

nome

I dislike Nordoids on Jow Forums

Too normie
Take themselves too serious
They can't meme

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written danish is a very refined kind of norwegian but spoken it sounds like theyre constantly wheezing. swedish sounds strange, but its understandable. i get a feeling norwegian is seen as the more hillbilly scandinavian language

take that back, dandolo

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The more normie posters on Jow Forums are Spaniards

They give 0 (zero) fucks

Post more nordiqts and i could...

We are most definitely welcome ITT right?

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They all should go back to their shitty forum, t bh

You're not med, I am :^)

Hmmmm...

You're not exactly a Med or a Nord.

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>most attractive people per capita.
*most attractive women
you men aren't very good looking

>finland and italy have their own general
>nords and meds have their own general

why do southern and northern europeans suck each other off so much?

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At least online we get really well together. Plus with the Snownigger and Southron banter are very light hearted, whereas the rest of the banter on Jow Forums sometimes is really venomous.

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*stares in med*

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