Welcome to Nord-Med, the thread with most attractive people per capita.
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Welcome to Nord-Med, the thread with most attractive people per capita
Noah Wright
Robert Gray
How do i buy Castillo Regaleira in Sintra?
Joshua Reyes
I've seen italian castles sell for as low as 2mil euros
Oliver Myers
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this should be nord theme
Chase Martinez
Maybe buy a nice farmstead instead in Italy?
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Colton Turner
Nords need a better looking image.
Jose Bennett
Best thread
Ayden Phillips
Norway could easily pass as a local in Portugal
Lincoln Watson
Why buy property in italy when you can by property on Mallorca or Malta.
Eli Ramirez
>dabs on your thread
Have some slags.
Landon Sanders
No! Prices are high as fuck already because of foreigners!
Ian Jackson
Been to the canaries four times, boring as fuck and full of retards. I'd rather move above to arctic circle in Norway than that.
Hunter Murphy
B-Buh but its a cool place to have your boat docked.
Jayden Cooper
I don't think it's up for lad
Hudson Richardson
alright, would do some of them
Noah Rivera
if we going anime then this one is better
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Nathaniel Bell
Few lands, high demand, we keep building on whatever green we have left, prices higher than snoop dogg on 4/20 day, quite overpopulated. I'm sorry but you have to dock it somewhere else.
2>1>3>4>5
Colton Ramirez
when i retire, i'll find a place on malta i tell you. I will have my boat i inherited with me too.
Austin Morales
I'll steal your boat.
Luke Murphy
I will have pitbull on boat.
Michael Perry
I'll take the dog too.
Carson Gray
dog will bite you
Landon Foster
My half norwegian son will conquer finland
Colton Richardson
The dog will smell my dogs' scent on me and he'll love me.
Parker Fisher
he'll love ytou so hard, you wont be able to walk and I'll find you on the floor the next morning.
Sebastian Barnes
Will trade Portuguese GF for Norwegian GF.
Nathaniel Brown
Fine, violence it is.
Levi Taylor
expect the usual anglo to ruin the thread
portoguesa is cuter desu
Jaxon Reed
Alexander Rogers
How would you know?
Caleb Garcia
>tfw no Maltese gf
Nathan Kelly
Disgusting sluts
Charles Stewart
If i were to visit malta, what should i do?
John Parker
Hello my Nordic brothers
Christian Butler
Hi
Adrian Garcia
It really depends on what kind of tourist you are but I'd suggest to visit the pre-historic temples, visit Imdina and Valletta they have
plenty to see in terms of museums, architecture, and views from the bastions, definitely visit Gozo especially for the cittadella and
the temples (oldest ones are there) but Gozo is a lovely island overall and it's worth visiting the towns. The beaches, if you like beaches
I'd suggest to visit some of them. If you're into religious stuff and/or churches you have plenty to see here too.
Gavin Long
top pic reminds me of my childhood
i was bathing in the sun of provence all the time, visiting everywhere from monuments to small isles and doing fun stuff like fishing
shame it's over
Henry Moore
Why is it over user?
Hunter Smith
i mean my childhood
now i have responsibilities as a uni student and i can't find the time to travel around anymore
plus i had to move to paris and while the monuments are beautiful, it just doesn't compare to my native provence
Jace Allen
>Moving to a capital city in Western Europe
James Howard
it was for my studies user ;-;
Isaiah Barnes
good thread
Christopher Stewart
great thread
Jonathan Hill
Owen Diaz
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I'd like to thank Norwegians for Grieg.
Oliver Diaz
How long would a trip to the citadell from the main city be?
Hudson Roberts
>main city
Are you talking about the capital city of the country or just the main city of Gozo?
Eli Sanchez
capital
Matthew Evans
Actually, where do you suggest i stay?
Daniel Hernandez
Let's say you don't encounter any traffic and there are no delays with the ferry, it won't take you more than 1hr and 45 minutes.
Most hotels are in the north, in the areas of Sliema, Imsida, Gzira, Bugibba etc. which are some of the noisiest and crowded parts of the country.
honestly in terms of travelling, we're so small it doesn't really matter where you stay. you can go across the country in around 2hrs with no traffic
and no delay in catching the ferry.
Kevin Wood
>Spaniard AND ugly
Is there a worst fate?
Landon Hill
Maltese and ugly.
Cooper Lee
Not too late
David Howard
Would a taxi take me across the islands or do they only travel to the boat?
Jacob Mitchell
Not sure, but I don't think they go on the ship.
Grayson Garcia
roll
Mason Mitchell
Okay. Are people as good at english as you are?
Ayden Reyes
reroll
if last digit is not between 1 and 4 I go with girl 2
Angel Stewart
Bit of a noselet, desu.
Also, too wide a face.
Brandon Smith
Who here has read "The Society of the Spectacle"?
Ian Ward
Well I kinda fuck up when speaking due to lack of practice since I don't have use for the language most of the time. Younger people are much more likely to have good English
while the older ones are more likely to understand you but have a difficulty responding. But if you're going to interact with people working in tourism, you should have no problem conversing
in English with them.
Brandon Cook
Eve if we are not real meds (but more atlantid) this is a good thread
Justin Ross
I found this private tour guide thing. Does it look like a good route?
Noah Phillips
>azure window
>never forget
Looks alright for a temple tour. Though I'm slightly concerned to why the Azure window is still mentioned when it's been over a year since it collapsed. The area is still worth a visit but it's kinda misleading.
Eli Young
huh, didn't know that.
Well we'll see how things end up. I hope the weather will be good :)
Christian Nelson
When do you plan to visit? Summer?
Brody Ortiz
Late summer/early fall probably
Isaiah Adams
Good thinking, you'd be avoiding hellfire. Still hot, but not as hot as July/August. We might get our first rainy days during that time but they ain't that common.
In-general weather shouldn't be that much of a problem. I hope you enjoy it, and spend a lot of money haha.
Jonathan Baker
Haha I'll be sure to spend. Thank's for all the info.
Angel Wood
You're welcome.
Lucas Hughes
Me > Chileans > All, including Chileans > Me
Elijah Jenkins
What do your languages sound like to each other? I'm curious
Portuguese understand 90% of spanish if they don't speak too fast, and about 40-50% of italian
Xavier Cooper
>Danish sounds like they have mouth full of potatoes and are trying to speak
>Norwegian sounds like slightly more retarded Swedish
>swedish sounds like swedish
>fennoswedish sounds like softer swedish
Luis Clark
All scandis can understand each other while its written. Swedes can only tunderstand Norwegian when its spoken because... youtube.com
Samuel Murphy
whatever message that was supposed to convey was lost on me because I don't understand the subtitles...
Noah Howard
Icelandic sounds really sweet on the ears.
Jaxson Brown
The point i'm trying to make is that danes sound drunk all the time. Even as late as the 70s, danish could still be understood here. But they took a wrong turn.
Alexander Hill
I wouldn't mind trying to suck dick.
Evan Walker
It's the original "swedish"
Jaxson Stewart
Which flag is to the right of Spain?
Owen Thompson
It's really nice. I like it.
Best Germanic one.
Luke Hughes
post quality nordic qts lads
Josiah Edwards
Jack Peterson
I'll post Med ones only
Dylan Smith
thx
tfu, no m*oroids
Angel Richardson
nome
William Campbell
I dislike Nordoids on Jow Forums
Too normie
Take themselves too serious
They can't meme
Chase Allen
written danish is a very refined kind of norwegian but spoken it sounds like theyre constantly wheezing. swedish sounds strange, but its understandable. i get a feeling norwegian is seen as the more hillbilly scandinavian language
Benjamin Morgan
take that back, dandolo
Kevin Sullivan
The more normie posters on Jow Forums are Spaniards
They give 0 (zero) fucks
Ryan James
Post more nordiqts and i could...
Camden Russell
We are most definitely welcome ITT right?
Joshua Kelly
They all should go back to their shitty forum, t bh
Matthew Allen
You're not med, I am :^)
Nicholas Bell
Hmmmm...
You're not exactly a Med or a Nord.
Ryder Watson
>most attractive people per capita.
*most attractive women
you men aren't very good looking
Lincoln Morris
>finland and italy have their own general
>nords and meds have their own general
why do southern and northern europeans suck each other off so much?
Henry Martinez
Matthew Green
At least online we get really well together. Plus with the Snownigger and Southron banter are very light hearted, whereas the rest of the banter on Jow Forums sometimes is really venomous.
Julian Hernandez
*stares in med*