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i took one more sip and im pretty sure that if i chug it my hiccups will come back and ill ahve to go to the hospital

if you're bored then you're boring.

I didn't even discover how much I loved learning and doing new things until after I graduated and had about a year of nothing to do.

is that how canadians deal with hiccups

no just that i feel ill alreayd due to heavy alcohol abuse i kinda am curious about my BAC though considering how much i have consumed

the worst part is that you cant lay down when you drink too much because it throws off your equilibrium and it will make you puke

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
thats why im sitting
fuck you ii cant stop drinking now
the worst part is i dont hae much cider left and what will i do when i run out

take some xanax

eat a dick you cant blame me for u being an alcoholic

dont take any form of pills because that is how you make sure to die an early death

i took soem clonazepam at around 4am (0.5mg...)

wow rude

put vicks vapor on my wart and it basically genocided it without killing the skin

sometimes wives tales are GOOD