Be American

>catch the Bubonic Plague

Holy shit

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BASED BUBONIC PLAGUE

>here's why the disturbing disease continues to re-appear

Do I even need to ask why?

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Mart sharting?

They also still have rabies lmao. What kind of 3rd world bum country still has rabies.

Don't worry Jeezus will save them.

God's punishment that case was,
On heretics aimed, heyyakillem shouting.

Dios mio... la muerte negra...

la peste negra sounds better

pesto is green Jose

>Most of the time, people are exposed to plague when they or their pets go near wild or dead animals carrying fleas that are hosts to Yersinia pestis bacteria.

i'm not sure, but I know that Europe has been plague free for like 300 years now

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lmao, non-Oceanic cunts

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>pesto
>green
is there any food americans don't screw up

I think there are few isolated cases every year. It is however well treatable today and in top of that we have natural resistance.

There have been cases of the plague in Europe in the last 150 years

Idaho has huge fields of vegetables like potatoes and corn. Mice dwell in large fields of vegetables. Mice carry diseases like bubonic plague. Do the math.

Yeezus*

In Africa, America and other uncivilized places animals still carry the disease. So if you eat half-cooked meat from those animals good luck you stupid fuck.

>Be me
>Be plague doctor
I loved those stories :)

>>catch the Bubonic Plague

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BASED

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>flyovers
not even once

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Rabies is basically everywhere, but here.
You can get Leprosy from armadillos in the southern US if you're really lucky

>be American
>don't get shots
>get a preventable disease

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THAT IS WHAT YOU GET FOR NOT VACCINATING

Do you have any links? The last one I know (in Hungary at least) was the Great Plague of 1738

This is the cause of vaccines!

And that's a good thing. Here's why

Neat. I want to be a ghoul.

What the fuck kind of pesto are you eating?

What a pathetic shithole.

Hungarians caused the black plague in the first place. Europe should never have accepted you steppe people. You brought untold misery to the continent.

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Black death bacteria must've been a residue from la luz extinguido

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Peste not pesto you retard

They didn't get a handle on epidemics until sanitation systems and germ theory were discovered in the late 19th century.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cholera_outbreaks_and_pandemics

Even so, it even happened in the 20th century.

Mexicans. Europe will experience nasty and foregin diseases soon enough with all your migrants

This tbqh

Hey Hungary... Hey Hungary
[spoiler] I loved Budapest [/spoiler]

Italy has a lower vaccination rate than the US.

It happened in Idaho you potato-brained double nigger.

>Be plague doctor
>Know full well i'm just making it up, i'm the only guy in town who can read
>I have no clue how to cure a stupid plague
>"Hans, your wife has to coax the healing semen from my ureathra, and deposit it inside your mouth with a lover's kiss"
>HAHAHA the stupid bitch did it

>meriga is first worl-

>shitaly talking about vaccinations

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...S-san Luciano, perdona mis pecados y protegeme de la peste negra.

This is why you don't eat mouse shit or pet prairie dogs