Be American

>Most of the time, people are exposed to plague when they or their pets go near wild or dead animals carrying fleas that are hosts to Yersinia pestis bacteria.

i'm not sure, but I know that Europe has been plague free for like 300 years now

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lmao, non-Oceanic cunts

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>pesto
>green
is there any food americans don't screw up

I think there are few isolated cases every year. It is however well treatable today and in top of that we have natural resistance.

There have been cases of the plague in Europe in the last 150 years

Idaho has huge fields of vegetables like potatoes and corn. Mice dwell in large fields of vegetables. Mice carry diseases like bubonic plague. Do the math.

Yeezus*

In Africa, America and other uncivilized places animals still carry the disease. So if you eat half-cooked meat from those animals good luck you stupid fuck.

>Be me
>Be plague doctor
I loved those stories :)