94% of Dutch people speak English

Finland shouldn't have Swedish schools. Finland also shouldn't have Finnish school. All education should be in English. National languages are obsolete.

We fucked the verb order so you niggas do not uncover our darkest fears.

About 80-90 million people live where mine used to be the majority language centuries ago, does that count?

your language is German?

Oh I got this one
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Excelent

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No. Was German the language of NLD/BLG/LUX at one point? Or something like that?

Yes sort of. Long time ago we spoke more or less the same language.
It was also actually the Germans that moved away from Dutch.

But if you understand german and english you will probably still understand 70% of what you say.

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