94% of Dutch people speak English

>German sounds like they trying to suck a dick.
Fixed.

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It's okay being homo. You just made it part of your vocabulary.

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>says the Dutchie while practising fellatio with a Frikandel

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>says the German while practising fellatio with a Currywurst from the Turk

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Wtf and I thought that natives here were a bunch of cucks for having to learn spanish despite speaking their language normaly in their villages.

piddino globalista

>94% of Dutch people speak English
dutch is a mid language between german and english

Big if true

>tfw speak greek
>two old greek ladies talking about how handsome i am on the bus
>listen silently for about 3 minutes before I get off. they talk about other things too.
>say" have a nice day" in greek as i step off the bus.
>shockedface.jpg

kek

literally only happened once in my life though. i wish i could listen in on all the chinks talking shit