The French don't have a word for ''please''

Neither does Russian. They say: ''Of me is this.''

your language is retarded and fuck you for pushing le francophonie meme on us

hautkek

>They say: ''Of me is this.''
Example please

>Please me please

English is for autistic dummies

"Please" in English is just the short for "if you please", an English calque of the French "s'il vous plaît". Also please comes from the Old French plaise which gave birth to both expressions.
Today follows the same logic as aujourd'hui; to-day, to-day-of-now. By that logic, you don't have a word for today either.

You can't say "I smell the applie pie" in russian. And not smell as in sniffing it up close, but smelling it in the air as you walk into a room, for instance.

could say the same thing for how Meme means self, even and same

In Swiss German to taste means also to smell. And the verb to smell doesn't exist. The nouns taste and smell exist though.

correct if wrong
u menya yest [thing here]
literally translates to "at me there is [thing here]