What's your country's most useless ally?

What's your country's most useless ally?

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unironically America

I'd say America, but it has been unironically our enemy for 200 years.

ditto

USA

we don't have any allies

Slovakia ~

Americans pretend they are our allies, to then pretend we are threat so that's why they shit on us.

America

Probably one if the shitty EU countries